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No I never had one, the mere thought of eating one turned me green around the gills :eek:

Next you'll be telling me you don't get served curry sauce with your chip-shop chips in Canada too! :rolleyes: What about mushy peas ?

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hee hee! I haven't seen curry sauce or peas of any kind in our area of BC. Brown sauce, malt vinegar, chipsteak dinners, haggis, etc. may be a tough call too!

We're just back from Scotland this week... already going through Haddock withdrawals. :D

Cheers

Oggy

(add on: Oh and the eclipse was beautiful sight - nice clear evening for viewing!)

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Nope....at least not in BC.......but then who ever heard of not having ketchup with scrambled eggs.....like we found on our last trip to the UK.

As far as mushy peas.....well, only if you get a fork like my kids.....and mush them yourself. :D

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Yeah we have ketchup with scrambled eggs, and with omlettes, at least my family have...which may be explain a lot I know. That said my mother made me marmite and cheese sandwiches as a child too, now it would probably be illegal under the heading of child abuse. ;)

Looks like I'm going to have to be sent food aid parcels !! ;)

And you can't make mushy peas using a fork, here's how: http://www.wight.co.uk/food/recipes.99/11.99/

Nessie, I won't be missing Haggis, the only king of the puddin race I ever had exploded just as I was about to cook it. :scared:

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I know......it's really tough getting out of that comfortable chair to turn the channel on the TV :D

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That's why you have a remote for the TV ;)

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But he still has to press the buttons to change the channel......and we both kow how complicated that is for a man....... :D

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It isn't that hard. You women taught us how to handle buttons..... :D

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wish i knew how to press the right ones :)

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Women are the most beautiful things God gave to this earth. If only He gave the manual as well.......

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It's all in the "fine tuning"...guys....... :D

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A manual would never help...because as men......you "know it all" anyway and don't need to read a manual......besides we as women like to keep you guessing........ :D

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i certainly have scratched my head on more than one occasion :)

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This time you're wrong. I usually RTFM! :D

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OK...I give up....what does RTFM.....mean.....read them first manual? :D

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That's funny. I had to ask this same question some months ago.....
Read The Fncking Manual!

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Buttons are fine, but hooks and loops are much harder :(

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Especially when those old fingers just don't work the way they use to :D

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Willmore I hope you are not a blonde
Just a wee silly joke
Hope you all enjoy

Eddie

BLONDE JOKE

A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up
and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant
watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she
will have to go and sit in the back.

The blonde replies I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!"

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot
that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in
Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she
only paid for Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will
have to leave and return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, “I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and
I'm staying right here!"

Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a
blonde, and I speak blonde!"

He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says “Oh, I'm sorry -I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the economy section.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to
make her move without any fuss.

The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne"

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[/QUOTE]

hehehe - very cute........and yes I'm blond....but doesn't mean I lack a sense of humour although some times people do wonder :D

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I'll let you speak with experience of age :) I'll confirm or deny when I get there. :p

Just to be sure I'm 25 now, how long do I have to wait to consider my fingers old?? :confused:

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:[/QUOTE]

You software engineers are all smart-ass' aren't you? I'm only a few years older than you....so tread very softly and carry a big stick...hehehe

From your message about the hooks it sounds like you already are.......but only you know for sure...... :D :D

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You software engineers are all smart-ass' aren't you? I'm only a few years older than you....so tread very softly and carry a big stick...hehehe

From your message about the hooks it sounds like you already are.......but only you know for sure...... [/QUOTE]

Yes we are all very smart people, I even have a piece of paper to say I'm smart too. :D

Older, hmmm that little bit closer to 30 :scared: I tread loudly; fear can reach targets beyond the range of sticks ;)

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[QUOTE

mm....but you know of course the old saying about what can be done with a piece of paper.....


Only the fear that the other person can hear.......
:D :D

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? ? ? ? ? :confused:

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it can be folded into a duck ? and I would intimidate a deaf person that wouldn't be sporting ! :D

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Willmore perhaps you could teach us all a bit of origami with your piece of paper.

Or do you have other things to do with it !!!!!

Heres one for all of you

Try this it really works.

Who sits around and figures this stuff out? .

I know this sounds crazy but for some neurological reason it happens...
Try this... While sitting at your desk, make clockwise circles with
your right foot. While doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with
your right hand. Your foot will change direction.


Now is that weird or what

Eddie

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hehehe.....just tried it and it is totally weird......as far as the piece of paper.....the expression....and sorry if it's graphic......'can be used as toilet paper'....in other words....."useless"....heheheh - just a joke, just a joke......don't write me nasty messages...I didn't make up the expression....just heard it from the irish side of my family. :D

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As useful as a plastic poker ...

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Unless of course you like melted plastic in your fire...... :D

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Great smell.....

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[QUOTE

Spoken like only a real man could........

[/QUOTE] :D

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prefer a chocolate watch myself :)

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Other "useful items"

Chocolate Teapot
Chocolate Fireguard
Inflatable Dartboard
Solar-powered Torch

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:p
http://www.solareagle.com/sunmate_flash.html
:confused:

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Haven't you got anything better to do? :D

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Me or willmore????? Ive got too much else to do. Its not fun anymore.:(

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Obviously you. You read something about a solar powered flashlight and immediately start looking for a website with the fncking thing...... :D

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Nah, I just had a recollection of thinking that a solar powered flashlight was a funny thing when I saw them for sale is all.

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Only if the chocolate items are eatable....... :D