Just bought a canoe
Jul 31st 2004 | 11:03 am
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Just bought a canoe
Will this speed up my citizenship?
Jul 31st 2004 | 1:14 pm
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Re: Just bought a canoe
Originally posted by Sean Boxer
Will this speed up my citizenship?
Will this speed up my citizenship?
Jul 31st 2004 | 1:23 pm
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Re: Just bought a canoe
Absolutely, a canoe is as "Canadian" as Gordon Lightfoot and Stomin' Tom Connors - make sure you send a picture of you/canoe with your application (a canoe made of birch bark (as sugges ted) would be a vey nice added touch)....how could immigration refuse you?......but my question is....how on earth would you ever transport it to Canada? - unless you intend to paddle over from the UK (hahhaha)......
Best of luck with your application!!!
Best of luck with your application!!!
Originally posted by Sean Boxer
Will this speed up my citizenship?
Will this speed up my citizenship?
Aug 1st 2004 | 3:14 pm
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I believe Mr boxer is already in Canada, and doesn't intend to paddle from the UK/Hong Kong You sure are getting a lot done since getting here eh ?
A subaru, now a canoe, what next, a skidoo and ATV?
You sure are getting a lot done since getting here eh ?A subaru, now a canoe, what next, a skidoo and ATV?
Aug 1st 2004 | 11:21 pm
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Originally posted by squarepants
A subaru, now a canoe, what next, a skidoo and ATV?
A subaru, now a canoe, what next, a skidoo and ATV?
Aug 2nd 2004 | 12:31 am
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Or one of those T-shirts, that say "Canada Eh !", that should definitely clinch at the citizenship test.
Aug 2nd 2004 | 2:01 am
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And don't forget to say to the immigration officer: "How do you do?" and immediately turn away.......
This starts looking like another rant: Canadian stereotypes
This starts looking like another rant: Canadian stereotypes
Aug 2nd 2004 | 3:36 am
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All wonderful suggestions - BUT humming a few bars from a Gordon Lightfoot or Stomin Tom Connor song (especially STC if you live in the Maritimes - and carrying a stomin board) will do the trick - the immigration officer could never refuse his citizenship!!!!!
Originally posted by Toontje
And don't forget to say to the immigration officer: "How do you do?" and immediately turn away.......
This starts looking like another rant: Canadian stereotypes
And don't forget to say to the immigration officer: "How do you do?" and immediately turn away.......
This starts looking like another rant: Canadian stereotypes
Aug 2nd 2004 | 4:43 am
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Aug 2nd 2004 | 5:08 am
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I think you should also include the baseball cap with the canoe. You'd feel like a native!!
Aug 2nd 2004 | 6:10 am
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I can't wait to hook-up with a French-Canadian girl!
Aug 2nd 2004 | 7:36 am
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Originally posted by prodigyking
I can't wait to hook-up with a French-Canadian girl!
I can't wait to hook-up with a French-Canadian girl!
Aug 2nd 2004 | 8:25 am
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Originally posted by ukjo
The ones ive met have got tempers!!lol
The ones ive met have got tempers!!lol
Aug 2nd 2004 | 9:12 am
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Such a typical "male sexist" remark - obviously you've never been with an "irish girl"!!!! for both "temper and when they "arrive"!!!!!!
Obviously, we're getting a little "off topic" in more ways than one............
Obviously, we're getting a little "off topic" in more ways than one............
Originally posted by prodigyking
My kinda of girls! They make the best facial expressions when they "arrive".
My kinda of girls! They make the best facial expressions when they "arrive".
