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mcrphil Jan 30th 2013 7:08 am

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Well the jails are overcrowded so a lot of offenders are getting away without a custodial sentence! 1 bloke the other week had over 100 offences for theft and burglary and didn't even get sent down!
So sort of tells you what people are on the streets!

Oink Jan 30th 2013 7:14 am

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Originally Posted by mcrphil (Post 10515490)
Well the jails are overcrowded so a lot of offenders are getting away without a custodial sentence! 1 bloke the other week had over 100 offences for theft and burglary and didn't even get sent down!
So sort of tells you what people are on the streets!

Tell me about it. And there's fat people everywhere. If they're always waddling back down the estate with bucket of fried chicken or a kebab. They're all on benefits these days. You won't find that here. Canadians are an industrious and hard working people. If you want to work hard and make a good life, you can here without some jobsworth in your pocket.

Alan2005 Jan 30th 2013 7:31 am

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Also, there's a lot more peado's there. Especially them that's off the telly. Canadian TV personalities aren't nonces so the kids get to be kids for longer without the risk of being fiddled with by a celebrity.

Oink Jan 30th 2013 7:33 am

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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 10515541)
Also, there's a lot more peado's there. Especially them that's off the telly. Canadian TV personalities aren't nonces so the kids get to be kids for longer without the risk of being fiddled with by a celebrity.

I don't think that theres any less peados here. Its just the kids are fatter in the UK so they're easier to catch.

rivingtonpike Jan 30th 2013 7:39 am

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I love this - it's like Les Dawson and Ada moaning over the garden fence to each other!

mcrphil Jan 30th 2013 7:53 am

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Haha tell me bout it!
Would love to know if anybody didn't like or doesn't like canada?

rivingtonpike Jan 30th 2013 7:56 am

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I know quite a few Canadians who don't like it and think they'd like to move to Europe!

mcrphil Jan 30th 2013 7:59 am

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They must be off their head!!!
I bet if they spent a couple of week here they would change their mind

Alan2005 Jan 30th 2013 8:08 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10515548)
I don't think that theres any less peados here. Its just the kids are fatter in the UK so they're easier to catch.

There's a lot of fatties in the UK now, but Canada is about embracing the winter and being outdoors in the cold which helps keep people thin. Although at least the UK doesn't have those mobility scooters at the supermarket like walmart does. There supposed to be for people with proper disabilities like joey deacon, but fatties use them and then bang on about 'thin privilege' when anyone complains.

mcrphil Jan 30th 2013 8:12 am

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Oh you get people flying round the supermarkets on them scooters here trust me!

Oink Jan 30th 2013 8:14 am

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Originally Posted by Alan2005 (Post 10515635)
There's a lot of fatties in the UK now, but Canada is about embracing the winter and being outdoors in the cold which helps keep people thin. Although at least the UK doesn't have those mobility scooters at the supermarket like walmart does. There supposed to be for people with proper disabilities like joey deacon, but fatties use them and then bang on about 'thin privilege' when anyone complains.

Actually, with the bus fares going up, I was thinking of get one for commuting to work, plus you can beat the traffic jams as you can go on the pavement and with the new wheelchair ramp you can drive it up to the office so it'll keep dry. You can get some really posh ones these days. :thumbup:

Alan2005 Jan 30th 2013 8:19 am

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Originally Posted by Oink (Post 10515653)
Actually, with the bus fares going up, I was thinking of get one for commuting to work, plus you can beat the traffic jams as you can go on the pavement and with the new wheelchair ramp you can drive it up to the office so it'll keep dry. You can get some really posh ones these days. :thumbup:

You could try one of them segway things; I heard that they were quite good even though george bush fell off one and whenever I see them on the telly they look a bit stupid. I suppose with a scooter you can pretend to have a dodgy leg and nobody will complain. You can also drive them home after a session cos the local plod aren't going to want to arrest a helpless disabled person in case it makes them look bad.

rivingtonpike Jan 30th 2013 8:19 am

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Originally Posted by mcrphil (Post 10515613)
They must be off their head!!!

Oh they are they are! As Oink has attested too - they're nowhere near fat enough either! Although credit where credit's due, they're mean scooter drivers!

christmasoompa Jan 30th 2013 8:20 am

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Originally Posted by mcrphil (Post 10515593)
Haha tell me bout it!

WHOOSH! That was the sound of Alan & Oink's sarcasm/humour going over your head. ;):lol:

mcrphil Jan 30th 2013 8:22 am

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Seriously? Never got onto that 1!


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