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Old Apr 1st 2005, 6:17 pm
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It has been anounced that all prospective immigrants will need to be proficient in additional languages as of 1st June.

One of either English or French.

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These have been deduced to be necessary for all new immigrants to be able to communicate with all the Petty Officials that make immigration such a pleasure.

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Old Apr 1st 2005, 6:20 pm
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Originally Posted by liftman
It has been anounced that all prospective immigrants will need to be proficient in additional languages as of 1st June.

One of either English or French.

Plus

Bureaucratese
Provincial Patter
and
Gibberish

These have been deduced to be necessary for all new immigrants to be able to communicate with all the Petty Officials that make immigration such a pleasure.

(I thought that I would play too )

I'm amazed that anyone could treat my important subjects with such hilarity! :scared:
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Old Apr 1st 2005, 10:31 pm
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I'm amazed that anyone could treat my important subjects with such hilarity! :scared:
First (1st) of the Fourth (April) my A**!
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Old Apr 2nd 2005, 9:18 am
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Default Re: Change to Language Requirements

Originally Posted by liftman
It has been anounced that all prospective immigrants will need to be proficient in additional languages as of 1st June.

One of either English or French.

Plus

Bureaucratese
Provincial Patter
and
Gibberish

These have been deduced to be necessary for all new immigrants to be able to communicate with all the Petty Officials that make immigration such a pleasure.

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If that happened, many on this forum would excel - gibberish being a native tongue for some

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Old Apr 2nd 2005, 6:22 pm
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Talking of languages how the hell does anyone in blighty ever get their french tested???. I followed the links but the whole website was in bloody french - there are predictably no offices in England I couldnt understand enuff of the website to work out where I needed to go. I have very basic school girly french which I thought might net me a couple of points - In view of the pending increase to 86 from June. Perhaps the test is working out where u go for the test and if successful you get awarded 10 points and a free crossisant. Has anyone else tried this and lived to tell the tale.
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Originally Posted by angelz
Talking of languages how the hell does anyone in blighty ever get their french tested???. I followed the links but the whole website was in bloody french - there are predictably no offices in England I couldnt understand enuff of the website to work out where I needed to go. I have very basic school girly french which I thought might net me a couple of points - In view of the pending increase to 86 from June. Perhaps the test is working out where u go for the test and if successful you get awarded 10 points and a free crossisant. Has anyone else tried this and lived to tell the tale.
Try this site....haven't looked at it for a long time but at least you can click on 'anglais' ...might help a bit.

http://www.campus-electronique.tm.fr/TestFle/
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Old Apr 3rd 2005, 3:27 pm
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Default Re: Change to Language Requirements

Originally Posted by liftman
It has been anounced that all prospective immigrants will need to be proficient in additional languages as of 1st June.

One of either English or French.

Plus

Bureaucratese
Provincial Patter
and
Gibberish

These have been deduced to be necessary for all new immigrants to be able to communicate with all the Petty Officials that make immigration such a pleasure.

(I thought that I would play too )
How do you know about these changes? We are about to put in for our pr but it wasn't necesserily going to be before June. Reading this has put us in a minor panic coz neither of us can speak french ( not very well ) and we have only just got the required no of points i.e 68. Am i missing something in this thread ( Being a bit thick ) or do we need to apply like yesterday.
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Originally Posted by kippa
How do you know about these changes? We are about to put in for our pr but it wasn't necesserily going to be before June. Reading this has put us in a minor panic coz neither of us can speak french ( not very well ) and we have only just got the required no of points i.e 68. Am i missing something in this thread ( Being a bit thick ) or do we need to apply like yesterday.

Don't worry Kippa - look at the date of the post .......

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Old Apr 3rd 2005, 3:40 pm
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Originally Posted by Jenwren
Don't worry Kippa - look at the date of the post .......

Jen
Hi Jen,
Don't i feel really stupid now. My family really think i have lost the plot. I think all this imigration stuff has gone to my head. Ill just go back to cooking sunday lunch.
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