dbd33

I understand that Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has knocked up his hairdresser (yes, the chaos is sculpted) and she's been packed off to Canada to hide this latest scandal. Lucky her, it's not Zambia. Anyway, small country, few people here, all know each other, anyone met her?

bats

er no.
What is the attraction with Boris? He is a serial bonker with no apparent understanding of how condoms work. I just can't imagine that would be a fun experience, I would't , would you?

dbd33

I'm mystified but I've never met the man, I can only assume that he has some overwhelming charisma such that we'd be helpless, we all would.

mikelincs

Some more for his expense account, or is that why he isn't building his treehouse. Does all this explain where Carrie is, or is she seeking solace with Zac?

dbd33

I assume the pregnant hairdresser and the public acknowledgement of her Lewinsky impersonation have displeased her, she's gone into hiding. Perhaps she's been made ambassador to somewhere rarely mentioned.

BristolUK

Judging by the wording here maybe something was lost in translation.
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bats

That must be it. Everyone must be swooning at his feet.

dbd33

Of course, charisma is aided but having a bottomless pit of other people's money to splash about.

Partially discharged

A friend of mine here in Ottawa did a year or two at Oxford at the same time that Boris was there (my friend, Boris and myself are all born the same year) and Boris basically had women drooling over him and he was not a serious student (quelle surprise) and he kind of fumbled his way through Oxford. At the time, my friend could never imagined that Boris would have been the PM of the UK.

scrubbedexpat142

Oh dear, tells us a lot!