This zebra walked into a bar....
Jun 15th 2012 | 8:47 pm
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This zebra walked into a bar....
(I know a lot of people take birds for a drink but a zebra? 
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Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar
HE wasn't arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.
Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state's border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town's Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.
Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa's legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.
What self respecting zebra would get in a car with this bloke anyway?
)Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar
HE wasn't arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.
Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state's border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town's Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.
Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa's legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.
What self respecting zebra would get in a car with this bloke anyway?
Jun 15th 2012 | 8:50 pm
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Re: This zebra walked into a bar....
(I know a lot of people take birds for a drink but a zebra? )
Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar
HE wasn't arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.
Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state's border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town's Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.
Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa's legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.
What self respecting zebra would get in a car with this bloke anyway?
)Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar
HE wasn't arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.
Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state's border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town's Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.
Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa's legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.
What self respecting zebra would get in a car with this bloke anyway?
Jun 16th 2012 | 9:33 pm
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Re: This zebra walked into a bar....
(I know a lot of people take birds for a drink but a zebra? )
Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar
HE wasn't arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.
Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state's border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town's Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.
Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa's legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.
What self respecting zebra would get in a car with this bloke anyway?
)Man held after taking zebra, parrot to bar
HE wasn't arrested for taking his pet zebra and parrot to a bar, but for trying to drive them home drunk.
Jerald Reiter a farmer from Dubuque, Iowa - located on his home state's border with Illinois and Wisconsin - was stopped on in the carpark of the town's Dog House Lounge on suspicion of drunk driving, with his unusual passengers on the front seat.
Police said that field sobriety tests showed that the 55-year-old had a blood alcohol level of .14, almost twice Iowa's legal limit, KCRG-TV reported.
What self respecting zebra would get in a car with this bloke anyway?
