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asher May 5th 2007 9:39 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4742280)
LOL - now i am queen of disasterous dates - now where shall i start :D

at the beginning.... a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.........:thumbsup: :rofl:

daunted May 5th 2007 9:47 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 4742361)
at the beginning.... a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.........:thumbsup: :rofl:


LOL i dare not! If i post even half of my exploits DIAC will bann me foreeeeeeeeever and a day! oooh and some of it is far to scary to admit to :o

asher May 5th 2007 9:50 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4742379)
LOL i dare not! If i post even half of my exploits DIAC will bann me foreeeeeeeeever and a day! oooh and some of it is far to scary to admit to :o

pm me then :thumbsup: :eek:

daunted May 5th 2007 10:01 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 4742384)
pm me then :thumbsup: :eek:


will do ;)

iPom May 5th 2007 12:44 pm

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4742379)
LOL i dare not! If i post even half of my exploits DIAC will bann me foreeeeeeeeever and a day! oooh and some of it is far to scary to admit to :o

Oh go on Daunted. You know you want to.

ub40fan May 5th 2007 7:16 pm

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by daunted (Post 4742379)
LOL i dare not! If i post even half of my exploits DIAC will bann me foreeeeeeeeever and a day! oooh and some of it is far to scary to admit to :o

Come on now, when you were little did your mum not teach you to share stuff?

Well, share this with us then!

Here's mine

went for a lovely meal with a nice (civvy) guy when I was 18 (just) and on the walk back to my accommodation he decided he needed to go, so instead of leaping behind a bush he just turned his back and did it while walking along :eek:

We didn't have a second date, and I avoided going in the NAAFI where he worked

None of the squaddies I dated EVER did anything as bad as that

Shirley x

Kapri May 6th 2007 3:41 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 
When I first met my OH he was living in a shared house in London and we never got any peace from his mates.
To have some time alone he drove me up to the car park at Ally Pally. it was a winters night, very dark and very cold.
We'd been snuggled up in the back seat (just cuddling!) for about an hour when I needed the loo. I was about to get out to go in the bush we had parked next to but OH stopped me.
The next thing he jumped out of the car and started running. I heard some crashing coming from the bush and the sound of OH shouting "Come back you ***t I'm going to rip your ******* head off"
It turns out some perv had been in the bush watching us :lol:

meelie May 6th 2007 10:51 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 
Eww my worst date still makes me cringe but I'll share with you all.
I was asked out for a meal by a guy at work and got dressed up for the occasion in high heels ( which I can't walk in well) and short skirt etc thinking he was going to take me to a restaurant.
He came to pick me up dressed in a tatty old blue jumper and jeans, and naturally alarm bells started to ring as to where he was going to take me. Well, as he was driving along he tells me he's a born again christian and that we are going to meet some others at a church. By this time I really was starting to regret having agreed to go out with him. We arrive at the church and there waiting are a crowd of people, all dressed in sweaters, trainers and jeans, so naturally I stick out like a sore thumb in my high heels etc! My date then tells me that we are going to WALK to different houses for each course of the meal to 'build up an appetite'! (I can't repeat what I was thinking by that time as I'd be locked up!) So, we start walking and thankfully the first house wasn't too far away and we go in to have tepid soup for starter. They were all staring at me and one of them asked me what my religion was, my answer didnt go down very well with them and there was a long uncomfortable silence when I told them I was interested in ( not practising) white witchcraft and am an atheist. Perhaps on reflection I should have lied but I was only a teenager! The nightmare didnt end there though, OH NO! When we finally were walking to the last house for desert I tripped in my lovely high heels and fell flat on my face! And what word came out of my lovely young mouth.........S#!T! That was when I wished the ground would really swallow me up! Needless to say I never went out with him again. (He ate like a pig too)!
The moral of that night was 'Do your research BEFORE going out with em!

(I'd just like to say I respect all religions, I just don't have one myself.)


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