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iPom May 2nd 2007 1:17 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by chels (Post 4727745)
(pity really, his mum really was lovely).

Yeah, but you weren't involved with her.... :lol:


There was also the date when, smooching across the table in a romantic restaurant, the bloke managed to drape his sleeve through the candle and set fire to his shirt. Thankfully, we had water as well as wine so he could be quickly doused.

(confession to make - that wasn't really a bad experience, just hilarious, and he went on to become OH. As he's washing up downstairs right this minute, I can forgive him for being a pyromaniac)
Oh god, that's funny. Beats my wig man.

medwaymark May 2nd 2007 1:29 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 
My wife never lets me forget our "first date". I took her to Chatham Library :lol:

iPom May 2nd 2007 2:30 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by medwaymark (Post 4728048)
My wife never lets me forget our "first date". I took her to Chatham Library :lol:

Such a romantic, Mark. :D

What's wrong with books? And it's perfectly possible to snog quietly behind the shelves....

medwaymark May 2nd 2007 2:56 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4728306)
Such a romantic, Mark. :D

What's wrong with books? And it's perfectly possible to snog quietly behind the shelves....

:ohmy: Not on a first date :lol:

asher May 2nd 2007 5:13 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 
date 1
bloke tries to stuff his tongue so far down my throat I choke, i duck out the back and go home!!

when I was 15 I had 3 blokes going at the same time unfortunately date from hell is where they all turn up and find out about each other BIG punch up, I duck out the back and go home.

dump a guy cos he's too intense and bastard turns up outside my door in nurses home dead drunk serenading me and shouting to me to have a drink with him other inmates telling me to sort him and get rid of him He insists I have a drink with him!! Whisky which I hate agree to if he goes away he doesnt I hit him with the whisky and push him outside and lock the door;)

asher May 2nd 2007 5:14 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by medwaymark (Post 4728048)
My wife never lets me forget our "first date". I took her to Chatham Library :lol:

I like Chatham library loads of choice there:thumbsup:

iPom May 2nd 2007 11:43 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by medwaymark (Post 4728392)
:ohmy: Not on a first date :lol:


Prude.

:rofl:

medwaymark May 2nd 2007 9:46 pm

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 4728977)
I like Chatham library loads of choice there:thumbsup:

They knocked it down last week... that was part of our history they ripped out :lol:

medwaymark May 2nd 2007 9:46 pm

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by iPom (Post 4730669)
Prude.

:rofl:

She wouldn't let me :rofl:

asher May 3rd 2007 1:52 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by medwaymark (Post 4732030)
They knocked it down last week... that was part of our history they ripped out :lol:

:eek: :eek: spent many happy hours there shall have to go and have a look see:ohmy:

medwaymark May 3rd 2007 8:39 pm

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 4732891)
:eek: :eek: spent many happy hours there shall have to go and have a look see:ohmy:

It is now in that building where they used to have the roller discos, can't remember what it's called now. If I remember I'll add it later.

Added: It had a big sign on the outside that said "Indoor Bowls" & is by the car park you enter from Dock Road

asher May 4th 2007 8:39 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by medwaymark (Post 4736262)
It is now in that building where they used to have the roller discos, can't remember what it's called now. If I remember I'll add it later.

Added: It had a big sign on the outside that said "Indoor Bowls" & is by the car park you enter from Dock Road

thanks I usually just go to the shopping centre or the designer outlet now:D

medwaymark May 5th 2007 7:31 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by asher (Post 4738610)
thanks I usually just go to the shopping centre or the designer outlet now:D

We work in one of those two new office buildings next to Dockside, as you leave Dock Road for Dockside, we are right next to the next roundabout.

asher May 5th 2007 8:25 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 

Originally Posted by medwaymark (Post 4741885)
We work in one of those two new office buildings next to Dockside, as you leave Dock Road for Dockside, we are right next to the next roundabout.

will wave to you next time i go past:thumbsup:

daunted May 5th 2007 9:16 am

Re: Your Worst Dating Experience
 
LOL - now i am queen of disasterous dates - now where shall i start :D


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