British Expats - Are you toilet phobic?

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Originally Posted by Professional Princess (Post 5201862)

Oh I must tell you something.

The other night, my cat Gordon had been for a shit and a small hard lump had stuck to his botty.

Before we had time/chance to remove it, it fell off and hubby stood in it. My god I died laughing, he looked as though he had a hard brown fig stuck to his heel.

I could hear sounds of retching as he scrubbed his foot in antibac.

I shall have to stop because Im going to choke on my dinner if I carry on laughing.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

20 odd years ago I went to get my coat (which was lying on the ground) and thought, mmhhhh something is smelling really bad over here. But...no worries...it must've been the dog leaving a smelly one. I put my arm in my jacket and...:eek:... the cat used it as a kitty loo.......I had sounds of retching coming out of my throat you can't imagine.

Miranda :):)