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paulry Aug 2nd 2018 7:40 am

You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
You complain to a colleague about how much of a pain Visio is and to your amazement she tells you how much she loves it! :blink:

....especially when he gives her shoulders a good going over! :rofl:

BadgeIsBack Aug 2nd 2018 11:11 pm

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by paulry (Post 12542127)
You complain to a colleague about how much of a pain Visio is and to your amazement she tells you how much she loves it! :blink:

....especially when he gives her shoulders a good going over! :rofl:

What does Visio have to do with AU?
I use it - I get by with it!

I've seen people help out with colleagues by giving them a quick massage!

Cheers

BadgeIsBack Aug 2nd 2018 11:15 pm

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
When it's the first week of August and another winter has rolled by in rapid time. And you know some of the flowers will bud in days.
And you camp in the snow at the snowline, and have skis sticking out of the ground yet can see over snowgums to the lower slopes with no snow....

when you have long forgotten the UK and can't really remember life there at all - just through the prism of distant memories!
When you know parts of the AU backcountry like the back of your hand..

Cheers

B

Lucas_Dad Aug 3rd 2018 11:18 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
When, in our corner of woop woop at least, the summer sun makes the lawn go brown, and just as it is recovering by winter the frosts hit and the lawn goes brown again. That irrigation system and $700+ summer water bill was a great investment :cry_smile:

paulry Aug 3rd 2018 11:41 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack (Post 12542386)
What does Visio have to do with AU?
I use it - I get by with it!

I've seen people help out with colleagues by giving them a quick massage!

Cheers

Not a lot other than a random experience in Australia. It certainly made us all laugh out loud. Could easily have been a line out of The Office.

paulry Aug 3rd 2018 11:47 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by Lucas_Dad (Post 12542558)
When, in our corner of woop woop at least, the summer sun makes the lawn go brown, and just as it is recovering by winter the frosts hit and the lawn goes brown again. That irrigation system and $700+ summer water bill was a great investment :cry_smile:

Had something like that where many of the plants I introduced and carefully cultivated of last summer got wiped out by the frosts. Given up on the grass - the only things that seem to grow well on the lawn are the weeds. Going to replace it all with wood chippings in the spring..

paulry Aug 3rd 2018 11:50 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
...some people believe Coleslaw was invented by Coles.

GarryP Aug 3rd 2018 12:15 pm

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
... people still sit in their garage, in the middle of winter, with the door up, recreationally.

ozzieeagle Aug 3rd 2018 10:39 pm

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by GarryP (Post 12542573)
... people still sit in their garage, in the middle of winter, with the door up, recreationally.

A very strong indicator they will be of Mediterranean background

.I think the "Wogs" word is actually dying out like Pom, so I won't use it..... Whoops....

Pollyana Aug 3rd 2018 11:11 pm

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
...people are incapable of taking shopping bags with them when visiting supermarkets

GarryP Aug 3rd 2018 11:34 pm

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

A very strong indicator they will be of Mediterranean background
A very strong indicator they will be bogans.

Beoz Aug 4th 2018 12:28 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by GarryP (Post 12542573)
... people still sit in their garage, in the middle of winter, with the door up, recreationally.

Where does this occur?

Beoz Aug 4th 2018 12:30 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 
It's the beginning of August and the shorts are out.

I have the shorts on today. The weather, despite a little windy is lovely and warm.

Even more bizarre. Putting the skis on the roof racks wearing shorts and a t-shirt. That soon changes when you get to Cooma.

GarryP Aug 4th 2018 12:51 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by Beoz (Post 12542860)
Where does this occur?

Anywhere bogans have a house with a garage.

The thing that surprised me was they still did it in the winter.

Beoz Aug 4th 2018 2:15 am

Re: You know you are (still) in Australia when.....
 

Originally Posted by GarryP (Post 12542866)
Anywhere bogans have a house with a garage.

The thing that surprised me was they still did it in the winter.

I need to venture further a field.

Not many garages in my neighborhood. However I have one and so does the guy opposite on the side street. On the odd occassion we find ourselves in the garage with the doors open chatting away to each other while we both are sorting (finding) garden equipment.

I must get a chair for the garage and do a bit of sitting. I feel like I am missing out.


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