You know you have got to lose weight when:
Jun 28th 2007, 6:19 am
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You know you have got to lose weight when:
You know you have got to lose weight :
When you go to buy a plane ticket they say you have to book two seats.
When you go swimming in the ocean a Japanese whaleing ship shoots harpoons at you.
When you go horse riding the RSPCA charges you with animal cruelty.
When you jump into a swimming pool you wonder wheres all the water gone.
Whenever you walk into a restaurant offering an all you can eat for 20 dollar special they aways tell you "sorry where closed"
When you go camping someone mistakes your spare clothes for the tent.
When you go to buy a plane ticket they say you have to book two seats.
When you go swimming in the ocean a Japanese whaleing ship shoots harpoons at you.
When you go horse riding the RSPCA charges you with animal cruelty.
When you jump into a swimming pool you wonder wheres all the water gone.
Whenever you walk into a restaurant offering an all you can eat for 20 dollar special they aways tell you "sorry where closed"
When you go camping someone mistakes your spare clothes for the tent.
Last edited by Aussieace; Jun 28th 2007 at 6:26 am.
Jun 28th 2007, 6:31 am
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
I'm sure it cant be that bad 
Jun 28th 2007, 6:34 am
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
You know you have got to lose weight :
When you go to buy a plane ticket they say you have to book two seats.
When you go swimming in the ocean a Japanese whaleing ship shoots harpoons at you.
When you go horse riding the RSPCA charges you with animal cruelty.
When you jump into a swimming pool you wonder wheres all the water gone.
Whenever you walk into a restaurant offering an all you can eat for 20 dollar special they aways tell you "sorry where closed"
When you go camping someone mistakes your spare clothes for the tent.
When you go to buy a plane ticket they say you have to book two seats.
When you go swimming in the ocean a Japanese whaleing ship shoots harpoons at you.
When you go horse riding the RSPCA charges you with animal cruelty.
When you jump into a swimming pool you wonder wheres all the water gone.
Whenever you walk into a restaurant offering an all you can eat for 20 dollar special they aways tell you "sorry where closed"
When you go camping someone mistakes your spare clothes for the tent.
when a police officer is beating you with his/her truncheon telling you to ‘break it up’ and then suddenly realizes you’re not a crowd.
Jun 28th 2007, 7:38 am
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STRIKE HARD STRIKE SURE
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Jun 28th 2007, 9:07 am
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
someone you don't know asks you where you buy your maternity clothes!! 
Jun 28th 2007, 7:59 pm
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
You know you have got to lose weight :
When you go to buy a plane ticket they say you have to book two seats.
When you go swimming in the ocean a Japanese whaleing ship shoots harpoons at you.
When you go horse riding the RSPCA charges you with animal cruelty.
When you jump into a swimming pool you wonder wheres all the water gone.
Whenever you walk into a restaurant offering an all you can eat for 20 dollar special they aways tell you "sorry where closed"
When you go camping someone mistakes your spare clothes for the tent.
When you go to buy a plane ticket they say you have to book two seats.
When you go swimming in the ocean a Japanese whaleing ship shoots harpoons at you.
When you go horse riding the RSPCA charges you with animal cruelty.
When you jump into a swimming pool you wonder wheres all the water gone.
Whenever you walk into a restaurant offering an all you can eat for 20 dollar special they aways tell you "sorry where closed"
When you go camping someone mistakes your spare clothes for the tent.
Jun 28th 2007, 8:05 pm
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
You're so fat that when your husband is banging away. He burns his ass on the light bulb.
Jun 28th 2007, 10:24 pm
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
.....every time you sunbathe people try to drag you back into the sea
.....whenever you swim you're classed as a hazard to shipping
.....whenever you swim you're classed as a hazard to shipping
Jun 28th 2007, 10:26 pm
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
when you step on a talking scales ...and it tells you one person at time please
Jun 29th 2007, 12:33 am
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
You are so fat. That you dont wear a G- string!
You wear a G-Rope!!!!
You wear a G-Rope!!!!
Jun 29th 2007, 4:23 am
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
you have to get weighed at the local weigh bridge as nothing else will take your weight
Jun 29th 2007, 4:30 am
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Re: You know you have got to lose weight when:
when you turn a full circle & yer mates say " welcome back "
