You just gotta laugh...........
Dec 29th 2005, 8:21 am
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You just gotta laugh...........
In honour of the United Kingdom's newly announced gay marriages policy, British furniture companies are now selling specially assembled lesbian beds.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
Dec 29th 2005, 8:33 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
In honour of the United Kingdom's newly announced gay marriages policy, British furniture companies are now selling specially assembled lesbian beds.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
Dec 29th 2005, 8:34 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
would this be along the same lines of.......
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Hear about the lesbian couple who built an cabin? No nails, all tongue and groove
How many nails in a lesbians coffin?
None it all tongue in grove
i would take exception to the no screwing involved..... but i can't be bothered
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Hear about the lesbian couple who built an cabin? No nails, all tongue and groove
How many nails in a lesbians coffin?
None it all tongue in grove
i would take exception to the no screwing involved..... but i can't be bothered
Dec 29th 2005, 8:46 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by YoSemite
would this be along the same lines of.......
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Hear about the lesbian couple who built an cabin? No nails, all tongue and groove
How many nails in a lesbians coffin?
None it all tongue in grove
i would take exception to the no screwing involved..... but i can't be bothered
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
Hear about the lesbian couple who built an cabin? No nails, all tongue and groove
How many nails in a lesbians coffin?
None it all tongue in grove
i would take exception to the no screwing involved..... but i can't be bothered
Dont get it.... need pictures.
Dec 29th 2005, 8:51 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
In honour of the United Kingdom's newly announced gay marriages policy, British furniture companies are now selling specially assembled lesbian beds.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
(just read this post after Absolutely Disgusted! and couldn't help chuckle at the irony
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Dec 29th 2005, 9:03 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
is it ok to be hetrophobic??
Dec 29th 2005, 9:15 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by worzel
So its okay to be homophobic but not racist?
(just read this post after Absolutely Disgusted! and couldn't help chuckle at the irony )
(just read this post after Absolutely Disgusted! and couldn't help chuckle at the irony
)What is wrong with you people???
Jeez...........!!
Dec 29th 2005, 9:17 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
i tried to be homophobic but it just didn't work!
Dec 29th 2005, 9:24 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
i was home'o'phobic for three days once. i sat in the pub, just didnt wanna go home
Dec 29th 2005, 9:26 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by soapy
i was home'o'phobic for three days once. i sat in the pub, just didnt wanna go home
Dec 29th 2005, 9:28 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
Twxt!!!
slurp
Dec 29th 2005, 9:58 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Right no-one is going to get this joke unless they were watching the highlights of "Sunrise" (channel 7's breakfast programme).
Anyway, they'd asked for callers on what you'd bring to a desert island. And a guy rang up and said a Goat. Because, he could watch what the Goat eats and if it didn't die he could eat it, therefore, goat would save his life.
The host on Sunrise said....
anyone in New Zealnd you want to say hello to?
it was very funny the time
Anyway, they'd asked for callers on what you'd bring to a desert island. And a guy rang up and said a Goat. Because, he could watch what the Goat eats and if it didn't die he could eat it, therefore, goat would save his life.
The host on Sunrise said....
anyone in New Zealnd you want to say hello to?
it was very funny the time
Dec 29th 2005, 11:04 am
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
Who's homophobic??? Certainly not me.....
What is wrong with you people???
Jeez...........!!
What is wrong with you people???
Jeez...........!!
Dec 29th 2005, 11:38 am
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Originally Posted by worzel
Didn't I put enough winks and smiles in it to be clear I was joking???
u know how to upset people dont ya
Dec 29th 2005, 2:28 pm
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Re: You just gotta laugh...........
Originally Posted by ROBnCAZ
In honour of the United Kingdom's newly announced gay marriages policy, British furniture companies are now selling specially assembled lesbian beds.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
There's no screwing involved, it's just tongue and groove.
