Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9604609)

Flame throw the cu(7$.

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9604540)

Come on G, even you can do better than that! A clutching at straws statement if ever there was one.

I used to look upon Magpies as just another bird. One year, we had a nest of Starlings in the eaves of our house in Surrey. Starlings are great birds, and it was a pleasure to have them around, but are on the verge of becoming an endangered species, and Magpies are one of the reasons. I came home one day, and all the Starling chicks were dead on the ground with their eyes and brains pecked out, courtesy of a local Magpie. I started to do some research and discovered that when Magpies start to dominate an area, all the other birds start to die out. In areas where Magpies are culled (like I said they are considered vermin under UK law), all the other birds return and flourish. So I started offing the little black and white ******s with an air rifle. Did my bit for the area and it felt pretty good too.

Lock and load.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/ear...songbirds.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wil...mpaigners.html

Originally Posted by Rambi (Post 9604621)

Starlings are a pain in the arse and are fair game. :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9604623)

So are Magpies. :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Rambi (Post 9604627)

They (the ones we get here) do have a nice song :thumbup:

Originally Posted by spartacus (Post 9604634)

So's Adele, but she'd still get it from me.

Originally Posted by Rambi (Post 9604650)

Double click, right click, google. Never heard of her :thumbup:

Originally Posted by Rambi (Post 9604650)

Double click, right click, google. Never heard of her :thumbup:

Originally Posted by DeadVim (Post 9604723)

Get with the times Grandad, even I've got some Adele on the MP3 stick ;)

Originally Posted by Grayling (Post 9604509)

Well.....they are partially black....and you are South African

Originally Posted by IvanM (Post 9604609)

Flame throw the cu(7$.

Originally Posted by DadAgain (Post 9604806)

as someone important once said:
"Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure" :rofl:

Originally Posted by Amazulu (Post 9604809)

Or the American general who commanded Strategic Air Command in the '50s. He was asking the government to finance more nukes for his command. A senator asked him why he needed more seeing as he had enough to turn the world to cinders as it was. His reply was that he wanted to see those cinders dance!

Originally Posted by Bernieboy (Post 9604813)

You've been watching war movies again haven't you,tut tut:sneaky: