Cheetah7

I have just been putting some cream on my face and noticed when I did a big smile, I spotted wrinkles.

Yes I know I looked a right tit smiling and pulling faces at myself in the mirror but once I started, I couldnt stop and had anyone seen me, they would have sent in men in white coats to take the 'special person'.

'When did they appear?' I thought to myself angrily. How the hell can something appear on your face when you didn't invite it?

So then I started lifting my own face up making myself look like a cross between a startled rabbit, someone with eyes pointing sharply to the North and Michael Jackson with taut skin to see if I would look better with a face lift.

Yes the wrinkles disappeared a bit but the pointing eyes and startled rabbit look was not good.

Bugger, I need plastic surgery. But then, I dont do pain, have better things to spend my money on.

I shall make do with 2 litres of water a day, moisturise my skin twice daily and convince myself that for every line on my face, there is a story to be told.

Probably a thousand bloody stories if the pretend ones on BE are anything to go by.

Men don't seem to worry about ageing. You dont see them in the mirror checking out their wrinkles. Yes they might suck the old tummy in when trying to impress, but they dont seem to worry the way we do.

I mean, yesterday I confessed to having a penchant for fit bald men. Can you imagine if we women went bald and refused to wear a wig?

Would any of you have plastic surgery out of vanity? Go on be honest.

If I was rich then I would have my face lifted higher than a telegraph pole.

Because worryingly, if every line on my face tells a story, then I dont like what Im reading.

Oh yes, I would have a breast reduction, tummy tuck, liposuction.

Second thoughts, that really would hurt.

Answers please, would you have plastic surgery?

Cheetah7

And I should have added 'do you love your wrinkles?'

Bix

They tell me viagra is good for wrinkles.

Cheetah7

Bixie! :scared:

I wonder what would happen if I took one?

Bix

I wonder if it would have an effect on the female "penis" ?

Anyone females out there tried one ?

CasG

Cum is also good for your skin......so I'm told.


I prefer good old-fashioned moisturiser.

biggy

I thought I had wrinkles until I came to oz.........young guys wont beleive that I am almost 40 cos I have no wrinkles....hehe

everyone here looks so much older because of the sun damage to their skin.

I could do with a severe tit lift mind u....pissed off trippin over them lol

Cheetah7

Do you know something Cas, I have heard that as well from my Aussie tutor at college.

Surely it cant be true.

The thought makes me vomit.

Sorry, some women could have it for brekkie, Im not one of them.

I shall stick to Nivea.

biggy

ewwwe aye right wait till its dry and yer walkin round pickin pva glue off yer gob lol

biggy

nivea smells better lol

Bix

Aye, we found the same H.

BTW, I'm willing to help with your tit problem.

Cheetah7

Actually, how do you best protect your face once in Oz?

On holiday the other week, I used a factor 50 and still came home with a tan and freckles which I did not want.

I have heard that some POMS have said they have aged 10 years after being in Oz just 2 or 3 years.

I suppose total sun block is the answer.

What do you use to protect your skin?

Cheetah7

Karma for that when I can send it.



PMSL

CasG

Don't think you are meant to eat are you Sam?

But would you walk round all day with it on your face??

I'm 41, and swear by anything with Olive Oil in it

CasG

And what a stink in the sun!