Well seen as valentines day is in the air, lets post our most silly and worst valentine verses here goes
ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE
WISH I WAS IN AUSTRALIA
HOW ABOUT YOU

No seriousley here goes this has got to be one

I love you I love you I love you almighty
I wish my pyjamers were next to your nighty
dont be mistaken dont be mis led
I mean on the clothes line and not in the bed

I saw you on the balcony
a rose between your teeth
you threw me down the rose
I threw you back your teeth

You stood there in our bedroom
Love bursting from your heart
'Whats that smell?' I asked you
'Its me, and thats my fart'

I did not want a smelly man
One with saggy balls
I want a fit Adonis type
Who's todger wacks the walls

But for now you're all I have my love
Your breath, your farts and arse
Ill take the rose you gave me
And place it in a glass

You're quite a dirty bastard
You never wash your bits
You're always groping lady lumps
And staring at girls tits

Grab yer ankles you've pulled .... or should it be grab yer coat

You dog you dog,
You thing all ladies love you,
So I'm sending you this card,
To day I'm far above you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're far to fat
For me to **** you

I love this thread


Roses are red
And I love my cat
Did anyone tell you
Your belly's too fat

Theres big and theres chunky
Theres fit Alpha males
But one thing aint sexy
Is a stomach like a whale

Smack up your botty
Ride the ripples of chunk
Although I do hear
You have a penis like a trunk

I loved you the moment
I saw you from afar
You were dancing naked
Atop the bar

I knew I had to have you
Have you warts and all
So I bought you a drink
Laced with Rohipnol

We then went back to my place
I took what I could get
I think you'll find the video
Somewhere on the internet

With love,
That guy from the pub last Saturday night
XXX

PS: I have herpes

Blimey that one takes me take to school days what we used to put on cards

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm feeling quite desperate
so you'll have to do.

In February, what shall I do?
I'll make some valentines for you.
The first will have a cupid's face;
The second will be trimmed with lace.
The third will have some roses pink;
The fourth will have a verse in ink.
The fifth will have a ribbon bow;
The sixth will glisten like the snow.
The seventh will have some lines I drew;
The eighth, some flowers--just a few.
The ninth will have three little birds;
The tenth will have three little words:
I LOVE YOU!

I didn't mean to hurt you when I threw you off the bal-con-ny
It's just that since I fell for you
You could also fall for me.

And one for the scots from old Robbie burns himself

A Red Red Rose a poem by Robert Burns

O my Luve's like a red, red rose
That's newly sprung in June;
O my Luve's like the melodie
That's sweetly played in tune.

As fair art thou, my bonnie lass,
So deep in luve am I;
And I will luve thee still, my dear,
Till a' the seas gang dry:

Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear,
And the rocks melt wi' the sun;
I will luve thee still, my dear,
While the sands o' life shall run.

And fare thee weel, my only Luve,
And fare thee weel awhile!
And I will come again, my Luve,
Tho' it ware ten thousand mile.

I wish I was a bar of soap
held tightly in your hand
cos every time you took a bath
I'd see your promised land

Roses are reddish
Violets are blueish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We'd all be Jewish