> A German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.
>>
>>While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and
>>says
>>to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like
>>this for my birthday."
>>
>>His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
>>head
>>and says, "Go talk to your mother."
>>
>>So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand
>>and
>>finds his mother.
>>
>>"Mum?"
>>
>>"Yes son?"
>>
>>"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this
>>shirt for my birthday".
>>
>>The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
>>twice
>>and says, "Go talk to your father."
>>
>>Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.
>>
>>"Dad?"
>>
>>"Yes son?"
>>
>>"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this
>>shirt for my birthday."
>>
>>The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4
>>times
>>and says:
>>
>>"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
>>
>>About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards
>>home.
>>
>>The father turns to his son and says;
>>
>>"Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
>>
>>The son says,
>>
>>"Yes dad I have."
>>
>>"Good son, what is it?"
>>
>>
>>
>>The son replies,
>>
>>"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you
>>German B@stards"

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I've got a World Cup joke: "Australia to win!"

Not funny - i got Australia in the work sweepstake - go Oz!!

LOL, it's gets worse - I got Japan! Hah!

Paraguay :scared:

what world cup ?

l agree but Englands probably got no more chance of winning then Oz does

You should have seen the look on the face of the girl who drew Iran - it was a picture!

I got England

the one that is driving me up the wall already and its just started.
Mandy

Saudi Arabia

Try this one



Before the Australia V Brazil game Ronaldinho goes into the Brazil changing room to find all his team-mates looking glum.

“What’s up?” he asks

“Well we are having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it’s important but it is only Australia and they are sh*te so we can’t be bothered”

Ronaldinho looks at them and says “Well, I reckon I can beat them by myself, you lads go down the pub”

So Ronaldinho goes out and plays the Aussies by himself and the rest of the team go to the pub.

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads “Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 mins), Australia 0”

Anyway a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers.”It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”. They put on teletext again “Result from the stadium – Brazil 1(Ronaldinho 10 mins), Australia 1 (Viduka 89 mins)”

They can’t believe it – he has single handedly got a draw against Australia! So they rush back to the stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in the dressing room, still in his kit, with his head in his hands.

He refuses to look at them “I’ve let you down “he says, “I’ve let you down”

“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself and they only scored in the very last minute”

“No, No I have, I’ve let you down…… I got sent off after 12 minutes”!!!

Wayne Rooney can apparently play in the world cup as long as he has a cortizone injection, David Beckham says " if that fat B******d is getting a car, i want one too!!!


Nev