CasG

Course I'm real..can't you see my security details?

And wipe you're sticky fingers !

gedge

I've been staring at your name badge, but i've no idea what your name is .
Can I have a bite of a bun once I've wiped my sticky fingers?

CasG

You can try Caroline , but most people here call me Cas.

......think the idea is that you have a bite of bun....then wipe your fingers..did your mum not drag you up right

rossifumi

Referee!!

Right that's infringement and using my bandwidth you buggers, red card!

gedge

Bingo! Cas, yes I know, you're the same lass that works behind the bar at the Ratty.
I thought I recognised those, that, err.... your face.

CasG

I am indeed - Landlady, not barmaid I'll have you know

gedge

'ere Cas got a favour to ask my favourite landlady.
Could you have a word with my teala... I mean assistant manager Clippies... it's just she never offers me a bun with my tea, and she ain't half as much fun as you, if you know what I mean


I'm gonna be in big trouble if she reads this!

CasG

I will not - I'm the keep of the buns and I hand them out to who I please !!!

I don't know what you mean

Sack her

rossifumi

Assistant to the tea lady's assistant's assistant.

CasG

You can bugger off !!!

I have the sticky buns.

gedge

Trouble is I brought this upon myself, you see by some bizarre coincidence I picked her, course I didn't know at the time like, and now I find out she's got a bit of a temper, you know the saying 'a woman scorned'... last time it cost me a bunch of flowers and diamonds! Diamonds I tell ya, what is the world coming to?

So I got to keep her, or she'll bankrupt me or worse..?

She just needs a bit of guidance from a real lady such as your good self. Pretty please?

rossifumi

Sticky buns conjured up a totally different image for me.

CasG

You fickle man.

What's it worth?

Where you based?....need flight over and 5* hotel room.

PS -I'm no lady

CasG

And what would thet be?

gedge

That's the trouble Rich, it's a battle just to get to see the sticky buns, let alone get your hands on them. I'm disillusioned with this tealady assistant manager scam you thought of. All the hassle of keeping them sweet with no perks to speak of.