World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Mar 22nd 2006, 8:47 pm

#661

gedge

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by Clippies

PMSL you would come over all faint if you saw me painted up like that I can tell you! OOh the nightmares you'd suffer :scared:

I'm a man of the world.
There's not much that could shock me.
Give me a peek...

Stop it! Stop it Gedge! Get a grip on yourself.
This is meant to be a strictly professional relationship.

Mar 22nd 2006, 8:50 pm

#662

Clippy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by gedge

I'm a man of the world.
There's not much that could shock me.
Give me a peek...

Stop it! Stop it Gedge! Get a grip on yourself.
This is meant to be a strictly professional relationship.

I couldn't be that cruel to a fellow human being

Anyway boss pull yourself together, if you think this smooth talk is gonna get you out of paying my wages you're very sorely mistaken!

Mar 22nd 2006, 8:54 pm

#663

gedge

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by Clippies

I couldn't be that cruel to a fellow human being

Anyway boss pull yourself together, if you think this smooth talk is gonna get you out of paying my wages you're very sorely mistaken!

Duly noted.
There might not be much left in the kitty though.
Me and the lads spent it all in the club, looking for one of those mascot ladies.

Mar 22nd 2006, 9:00 pm

#664

Clippy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by gedge

Duly noted.
There might not be much left in the kitty though.
Me and the lads spent it all in the club, looking for one of those mascot ladies.

Boss! You let me down again and again and again.

The lads aren't gonna be able to concentrate on the game if they're thinking about mascot ladies!!!

For goodness sake

Mar 22nd 2006, 9:10 pm

#665

gedge

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by Clippies

Boss! You let me down again and again and again.

The lads aren't gonna be able to concentrate on the game if they're thinking about mascot ladies!!!

For goodness sake

I'm sorry, just trying to keep morale up.
It's not looking good, none of the boys could score.
Best keep training. If we keep hitting the bar one of us is bound to get lucky.

Mar 22nd 2006, 9:13 pm

#666

Clippy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by gedge

I'm sorry, just trying to keep morale up.
It's not looking good, none of the boys could score.
Best keep training. If we keep hitting the bar one of us is bound to get lucky.

Right that's it I'm now banning all viewing of naked ladies or anything of that manner (unless it's your wife of course). If anyone is caught breaking the new rules then you will be eggstremely sorry (oops wrong thread

)

Can I also remind you that the team are on a strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!

Mar 22nd 2006, 9:44 pm

#667

gedge

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by Clippies

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Can I also remind you that the team are on a strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!

Boo!
No babes, no booze, just our balls to play with.
Does that apply to management too?

Mar 22nd 2006, 9:45 pm

#668

Wendy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by Clippies

strict diet which should not contain alcohol!!!

:scared: :scared:

Mar 23rd 2006, 6:56 am

#669

Clippy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

Quote:

Originally Posted by gedge

Boo!
No babes, no booze, just our balls to play with.
Does that apply to management too?

Oh no of course not!

Mar 23rd 2006, 6:56 am

#670

Clippy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by WendyC

:scared: :scared:

S'alright Wendy, it's only the players that can't have alcohol

Mar 23rd 2006, 7:33 pm

#671

gedge

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by Clippies

S'alright Wendy, it's only the players that can't have alcohol

Well I'm not a player so it don't apply.
Besides, I think I'll need the odd stiff drink with what I have to put up with!

Mar 24th 2006, 6:56 am

#672

Clippy

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

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Originally Posted by gedge

Well I'm not a player so it don't apply.
Besides, I think I'll need the odd stiff drink with what I have to put up with!

I don't know what you're implying

Anyway, stiff drinks are fine, but nothing else stiff unless it involves your wife

Mar 24th 2006, 12:02 pm

#673

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Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio,
Libero,
Vimto, Memento, Borneo, Tango,
Cheerio, Subbuteo,
Scenario, Fellatio,
Portfolio,

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo ®
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch,
Annoyingitch, Hardtoreachitch, Scratchanitch,
Hic, Sic, Spic , Pric,
Digaditch, Fallinaditch,
Horseraditch,

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov,
Ticlycov, Chesticov, Nasticov,
Slalomsky, Downhillsky,
Risky, Swedishshev, Mastershev,
****ov, Taykitov,

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou,
Atishiou, Blessiou, Thankyiou,
Busqueue, Snookercu,
Pennyciou, Twoapennyciou, Fourapennyciou,
I'llgetciou, Youandwhosarmi,

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen,
Tryandstopussen, Crapdefenssen, Haveagossen,
Firstsson, Seccondsson,
Thirdsson,
Legshurtssen, Notroubleseeingussen,
Wherestheballssen, Getthebeerssen,

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni,
Potbelli, Beerbelli, Giveitsumwelli,
Wotsontelli, Yrarseissmelli, Onetoomani,
Legslikejelli, Havabenni,
Wobblijelli , Spendapenni,

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!
Buggermi

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco,
Costa Brava, Hopelez, Juan Andonly,
Manuel Gearbox,
Don Criformi-Argentina, Skrewdigalz, Luis Canon Sombrero,
Chihuahua, Jose,

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire,
Van Diemansland, Van der Valk, Van Gard Van Erealdizeez,
Ad van Tagus, Hertz van Rental, Transit van Dors,
Van Coova, Van Sprokendown, Aye van Hoe,

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.