World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
#226
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: World Cup 2006 Assistant Managers
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Since all the 32 teams for the World Cup 2006 sweepstake have been allocated and there is still interest, expats that have missed out are invited to bid for Assistant Manager of a team. Just post a number from 1 to 32 along with your CV to find out your team.
I have given the teams a random number again so looking at previous posts will be of no benefit in trying to pick a tournament favourite.
First come first served, happy bidding!
Rich van Nistleroy
I have given the teams a random number again so looking at previous posts will be of no benefit in trying to pick a tournament favourite.
First come first served, happy bidding!
Rich van Nistleroy
Just a few criteria for hopeful applicants:
- Must be able to pour a good glass of beer
- Must not answer back
- Must laugh at all my jokes
- Must not complain about working conditions
- Must keep my ego inflated
- Must not talk about me behind my back
- Must enjoy being shouted at
- Must not have any bad habits
- Must call me sir, captain or 'o' great and wise master
- Must not ask for a pay rise
- Must be able to iron my shirts and trousers without leaving tram lines
- Must not starch my pants
- Must take the fall for any mistakes
- Must not take any of the limelight
#227
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,940
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by Clippies
Lol, I wanna play but being Assistant Manager sounds too complicated for me seeing as I don't really know anything about football. Can't believe I missed the thread when the teams were being allocated
Come on Ladies and Gents...eyes down.
#228
Re: World Cup 2006 Assistant Managers
Originally Posted by gedge
I'd be happy to take on an assistant.
Just a few criteria for hopeful applicants:
Just a few criteria for hopeful applicants:
- Must be able to pour a good glass of beer
- Must not answer back
- Must laugh at all my jokes
- Must not complain about working conditions
- Must keep my ego inflated
- Must not talk about me behind my back
- Must enjoy being shouted at
- Must not have any bad habits
- Must call me sir, captain or 'o' great and wise master
- Must not ask for a pay rise
- Must be able to iron my shirts and trousers without leaving tram lines
- Must not starch my pants
- Must take the fall for any mistakes
- Must not take any of the limelight
LOL
#229
Thread Starter
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,940
Re: World Cup 2006 Assistant Managers
Originally Posted by gedge
I'd be happy to take on an assistant.
Just a few criteria for hopeful applicants:
Just a few criteria for hopeful applicants:
- Must be able to pour a good glass of beer
- Must not answer back
- Must laugh at all my jokes
- Must not complain about working conditions
- Must keep my ego inflated
- Must not talk about me behind my back
- Must enjoy being shouted at
- Must not have any bad habits
- Must call me sir, captain or 'o' great and wise master
- Must not ask for a pay rise
- Must be able to iron my shirts and trousers without leaving tram lines
- Must not starch my pants
- Must take the fall for any mistakes
- Must not take any of the limelight
#231
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Lol, ok cool - erm...can I have Number 15 then please or Number 13 - I've been trying to decide between the two but one is my son's birthday and the other is a special number.
Decisions decisions
Decisions decisions
#232
Thread Starter
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,940
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by Jonahs_mummy
ok for asst manager, what numbers are left??
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. You're under!
You did not pick number 1 - Brazil
#233
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: World Cup 2006 Assistant Managers
Originally Posted by rossifumi
And if you want to be with gedge, he is number.....
#234
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Posts: 5,940
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by Clippies
Lol, ok cool - erm...can I have Number 15 then please or Number 13 - I've been trying to decide between the two but one is my son's birthday and the other is a special number.
Decisions decisions
Decisions decisions
#235
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by rossifumi
15 or 13? It could make all the difference.
#236
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by Clippies
Ah maaaaaaan, I just can't decide between the two. Ok, can you give them letters - like A and B and then I can choose the letter and you can tell me which number it relates to? Deal? Or no Deal? Lol
How about split the diff and have 14?
#237
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,940
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by Clippies
Ah maaaaaaan, I just can't decide between the two. Ok, can you give them letters - like A and B and then I can choose the letter and you can tell me which number it relates to? Deal? Or no Deal? Lol
#238
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Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 5,940
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by gedge
Some people! Can't make a decision to save your life.
How about split the diff and have 14?
How about split the diff and have 14?
#239
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 13,233
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Most confusing.
Note your's is a copy. Mines original.
#240
Re: World Cup 2006 Sweepstake
Originally Posted by rossifumi
Go on then, pick A or B. Are all Yam Yams like this?
Ok I'll pick A please
Gedge, 14 is a good idea but it wouldn't be the same