But in a strange kind of way ... you do.

No.1 in an occasional series ...



Sven's squeeze.

Sorry, but that's just plain wrong! :scared:

Steffi Graaf used to do it for me, big nose and all. What does Viz call them, 'borderline boilers" I think.

I have a definition for a certain kind of woman. And its called 'borderline witch'. Svens squeeze is a perfect example. One minute you think she is gorgeous, the next you think shes going to boil you with some gnat gonads and toads eyeballs and make a potion.

There are alot of woman who fall into that category by the way

I'm outta here

Well if Viz came up with it they nicked it from me!! I've been working with borderline witches since before Viz was around

and

here's the next ...



The Brucemeister

I actually fancy the woman who imitates her on Dead Ringers.

Brucie is okay. I bet she is a real dirty b*tch under that smooth exterior.

What about the other BBC news reader, Sophie something or other? She's not bad either.

and there's more ...



The Vordemeister ...

Washed up old boiler or sexy 40 something ... ?

I still haven't decided

No, I don't get it with Vordy. Now that is scraping the barrel.

Sophie Raworth, no shes alright, she is not borderline witch at all. She is more your girl next door type. I just did a quick search, she has lots of fan sites

http://davesfreestuff.com/celebritys...th/index.shtml

Thats a wee bit disturbing that a normal looking woman has so many fans...

Boiler

SLAPPER!!

Kay Burley...psycho newsreader. :scared:



Watch out bunnies, she's coming to get ya.