Why are wedding dresses white?
Jan 13th 2008 | 9:37 pm
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Why are wedding dresses white?
Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
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"Son, all household appliances come in white."
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(Paul puts on tin hat and runs like hell!)
"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies,
"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
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"Son, all household appliances come in white."
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(Paul puts on tin hat and runs like hell!)
Jan 13th 2008 | 9:39 pm
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
Q. Why are womens feet smaller than mens?
A. So they can get closer to the sink
Jan 13th 2008 | 9:48 pm
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
Just to balance things out a little....
Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
Jan 13th 2008 | 9:54 pm
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
Just to balance things out a little....
Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
Hear hear!!!!
Jan 14th 2008 | 3:50 am
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
A most excellent retort Esperanza!
Jan 14th 2008 | 3:55 am
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
Just to balance things out a little....
Q. How are men like television commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Q:What is the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
A: One is hairy, smelly. and is always scratching his ass. And, the other is a chimpanzee.
!! Keep 'em coming please!!
Jan 14th 2008 | 3:58 am
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
Jan 14th 2008 | 4:10 am
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Re: Why are wedding dresses white?
Think it means men not fussy what they poke, pigs, sheep, hounds!
Jan 14th 2008 | 4:17 am
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Jan 14th 2008 | 4:32 am
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Jan 14th 2008 | 10:36 pm
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