why do we bother?
#61
Dont worry about England getting knocked out the world cup, because next week Wimbledon starts and the whole of the UK can get behind a true sporting legend that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy.
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here look it's supposed to be like this...a true sporting leg end that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy.

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#64
You'd have to have one in the first place!
Considering that you live in the country, you spend an awful lot of tiome slagging it off!
SC, you just agreed that scottish women are ugly! Are you sure you meant to do that hon????

Just as well for Ems that she ain't Scots too!

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funny how you can be talking about anything ,beef for instance,"not as good as scotch beef?"
eggs.."not as good as scotch eggs"
soup.."not as good as scotch broth"
selotape.."not as good as scotch tape"..
scotch whiskey..thats made with the best water in the world by the way,highland bleedin srings..lol
jeezus,scotch,scotch ...bleedin scotch.....jeezus man!!!
please note that during this thread,i never at any point said scotch women are ugly!!!
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#66
how have we gone from england being shite to scottish ladies being ugly...?
funny how you can be talking about anything ,beef for instance,"not as good as scotch beef?"
eggs.."not as good as scotch eggs"
soup.."not as good as scotch broth"
selotape.."not as good as scotch tape"..
scotch whiskey..
jeezus,scotch,scotch ...bleedin scotch.....jeezus man!!!
please note that during this thread,i never at any point said scotch women are ugly!!!
funny how you can be talking about anything ,beef for instance,"not as good as scotch beef?"
eggs.."not as good as scotch eggs"
soup.."not as good as scotch broth"
selotape.."not as good as scotch tape"..
scotch whiskey..
jeezus,scotch,scotch ...bleedin scotch.....jeezus man!!!
please note that during this thread,i never at any point said scotch women are ugly!!!
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some more interesting facts..
did you know scottish have the best inventions..?
alexander graham bell,thomas telford ,theres a whole town named after him in the midlands,never dreamed he was scottish...charles dunlop..
dont think they invented the wheel,else it would be called the scotch wheel,but they came close with the tyre!!
not to mention football managers..
they have given a lot to britain the ol scottish you know!!
did you know scottish have the best inventions..?
alexander graham bell,thomas telford ,theres a whole town named after him in the midlands,never dreamed he was scottish...charles dunlop..
dont think they invented the wheel,else it would be called the scotch wheel,but they came close with the tyre!!
not to mention football managers..
they have given a lot to britain the ol scottish you know!!
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#69
It is the only England game I have ever been to and we had great seats just behind the goal that saw most of the action.
#71
You what? Andy Murray has as good a chance of winning the wimbledon as England the world cup...Which is about the same as BP cleaning up all that oil slick within two weeks...Zilch !

Just admit, you all watch England and support us because you'd rather not get behind the soccerroos! ...Go on admit it!

Love the scots...Can't say anything about football, so they start to change the conversation to...tennis!

#74
Didn't even see the game 
Off the coast of sweaty land so had to watch ally "blue nosed hun bar-steward" mccoist missing loads of chances against the chocolate eating watch makers
still got to laugh at the jocks in the mess when the goal went in

Off the coast of sweaty land so had to watch ally "blue nosed hun bar-steward" mccoist missing loads of chances against the chocolate eating watch makers

still got to laugh at the jocks in the mess when the goal went in
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