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Beedubya Jun 18th 2010 10:51 pm

Re: why do we bother?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642671)
More so that england playing football;)

Bernie, we are in it whether we are good or not, and you ain't, just accept it and move on.............

Bernieboy Jun 18th 2010 11:08 pm

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Originally Posted by Beedubya (Post 8642675)
Bernie, we are in it whether we are good or not, and you ain't, just accept it and move on.............

Oh i accepted it long ago when we were cheated by the french,dont mean i cant give you losers shit:p

Pollyana Jun 18th 2010 11:16 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642693)
Oh i accepted it long ago when we were cheated by the french,dont mean i cant give you losers shit:p

And if the situation was reversed we'd be doing the same to you after all :lol:

At least the English got to the finals without cheating, unlike the sneaky French :rolleyes:

Bernieboy Jun 18th 2010 11:18 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8642707)
And if the situation was reversed we'd be doing the same to you after all :lol:

At least the English got to the finals without cheating, unlike the sneaky French :rolleyes:

Yeah and thank god england did get to the finals.it's the funniest thing on telly at the mo:D

scottishcelts Jun 18th 2010 11:51 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642714)
Yeah and thank god england did get to the finals.it's the funniest thing on telly at the mo:D

Yeah my sides are still splitting :rofl:

Bernieboy Jun 18th 2010 11:52 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8642780)
Yeah my sides are still splitting :rofl:

Where's that england apologised Kporte:sneaky:

Pollyana Jun 18th 2010 11:57 pm

Re: why do we bother?
 

Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642784)
Where's that england apologised Kporte:sneaky:

He's in lurve, think he's forgotten all about football :sneaky:

Officer Dibble Jun 18th 2010 11:59 pm

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8642796)
He's in lurve, think he's forgotten all about football :sneaky:

Its been a fortnight. The love should be all gone by now.

Pollyana Jun 19th 2010 12:01 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 8642801)
Its been a fortnight. The love should be all gone by now.

You'd hope so wouldn't you, but he's very quiet.....maybe she's locked him in a cupboard or something, keeping him as a plaything :lol:

scottishcelts Jun 19th 2010 12:03 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8642802)
You'd hope so wouldn't you, but he's very quiet.....maybe she's locked him in a cupboard or something, keeping him as a plaything :lol:

Plaything/slave!

She is a very clever woman that Ems :thumbup:

Pollyana Jun 19th 2010 12:06 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8642803)
Plaything/slave!

She is a very clever woman that Ems :thumbup:

She sure is, got him well under the thumb. Wonder what her secret is :sneaky:

scottishcelts Jun 19th 2010 12:15 am

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Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8642809)
She sure is, got him well under the thumb. Wonder what her secret is :sneaky:

Dunno, maybe she's into voodoo black magic :lol:

http://ondeadline.files.wordpress.co...c12350887.jpeg

Bernieboy Jun 19th 2010 12:16 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8642824)
Dunno, maybe she's into voodoo black magic :lol:

http://ondeadline.files.wordpress.co...c12350887.jpeg

That dolls too thin:D

Officer Dibble Jun 19th 2010 12:17 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8642824)
Dunno, maybe she's into voodoo black magic :lol:

http://ondeadline.files.wordpress.co...c12350887.jpeg

Maybe Scottish women are too fugly.

Bernieboy Jun 19th 2010 12:19 am

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The medicos were right,tis unhealthy to watch england play football,Nobby stiles had a stroke watching the game last night:blink:

Pollyana Jun 19th 2010 12:27 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642827)
That dolls too thin:D

I've got a much plumper voodoo doll, I'll ask her if she'd like to borrow it :lol: :sneaky:


Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642835)
The medicos were right,tis unhealthy to watch england play football,Nobby stiles had a stroke watching the game last night:blink:

:eek:

scottishcelts Jun 19th 2010 12:30 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 8642831)
Maybe Scottish women are too fugly.

That's down to personal opinion.

Officer Dibble Jun 19th 2010 12:37 am

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8642848)
That's down to personal opinion.

Same where ever you go.

scottishcelts Jun 19th 2010 12:43 am

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 8642854)
Same where ever you go.

Indeed.

Sally Simpson Jun 19th 2010 5:02 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8642667)
More chance of me having 60% of my brain removed and becoming an england supporter:p

:lol: You'd have to have one in the first place!:p
Considering that you live in the country, you spend an awful lot of tiome slagging it off!


Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8642859)
Indeed.

SC, you just agreed that scottish women are ugly! Are you sure you meant to do that hon????:blink:
Just as well for Ems that she ain't Scots too!:sneaky:

gordon&laura Jun 19th 2010 11:38 am

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Dont worry about England getting knocked out the world cup, because next week Wimbledon starts and the whole of the UK can get behind a true sporting legend that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy. :thumbup:

aston Jun 19th 2010 11:50 am

Re: why do we bother?
 

Originally Posted by gordon&laura (Post 8643689)
Dont worry about England getting knocked out the world cup, because next week Wimbledon starts and the whole of the UK can get behind a true sporting legend that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy. :thumbup:

whats your point caller?;)

aston Jun 19th 2010 12:07 pm

Re: why do we bother?
 

Originally Posted by gordon&laura (Post 8643689)
Dont worry about England getting knocked out the world cup, because next week Wimbledon starts and the whole of the UK can get behind a true sporting legend that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy. :thumbup:

i see your spelling has'nt improved theres supposed to be a gap in legend..

here look it's supposed to be like this...a true sporting leg end that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy.:rofl::rofl:

scottishcelts Jun 19th 2010 12:34 pm

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Originally Posted by Sally Simpson (Post 8643207)
:lol: You'd have to have one in the first place!:p
Considering that you live in the country, you spend an awful lot of tiome slagging it off!



SC, you just agreed that scottish women are ugly! Are you sure you meant to do that hon????:blink:
Just as well for Ems that she ain't Scots too!:sneaky:

I meant all over the world, for all sorts of people - OD has been taking drugs and slagging everyone off. :thumbdown:

aston Jun 19th 2010 12:47 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8643733)
I meant all over the world, for all sorts of people - OD has been taking drugs and slagging everyone off. :thumbdown:

how have we gone from england being shite to scottish ladies being ugly...?

funny how you can be talking about anything ,beef for instance,"not as good as scotch beef?"
eggs.."not as good as scotch eggs"
soup.."not as good as scotch broth"
selotape.."not as good as scotch tape"..
scotch whiskey..thats made with the best water in the world by the way,highland bleedin srings..lol

jeezus,scotch,scotch ...bleedin scotch.....jeezus man!!!

please note that during this thread,i never at any point said scotch women are ugly!!!

SDDep Jun 19th 2010 12:52 pm

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Originally Posted by brummy (Post 8643747)
how have we gone from england being shite to scottish ladies being ugly...?

funny how you can be talking about anything ,beef for instance,"not as good as scotch beef?"
eggs.."not as good as scotch eggs"
soup.."not as good as scotch broth"
selotape.."not as good as scotch tape"..
scotch whiskey..

jeezus,scotch,scotch ...bleedin scotch.....jeezus man!!!

please note that during this thread,i never at any point said scotch women are ugly!!!

I think you did, however, use the word "shite" a lot:)

aston Jun 19th 2010 1:21 pm

Re: why do we bother?
 
some more interesting facts..

did you know scottish have the best inventions..?
alexander graham bell,thomas telford ,theres a whole town named after him in the midlands,never dreamed he was scottish...charles dunlop..
dont think they invented the wheel,else it would be called the scotch wheel,but they came close with the tyre!!

not to mention football managers..

they have given a lot to britain the ol scottish you know!!;)

perksy Jun 19th 2010 3:58 pm

Re: why do we bother?
 

Originally Posted by gordon&laura (Post 8643689)
Dont worry about England getting knocked out the world cup, because next week Wimbledon starts and the whole of the UK can get behind a true sporting legend that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy. :thumbup:

Sporting legend????

Define legend. Murray has won fook all ;)

Bermudashorts Jun 19th 2010 4:13 pm

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Originally Posted by petensue (Post 8642137)
Good old El Tel I had forgotten the Holland match 4-1 I think:)

Oh well I guess anything can happen in this world cup what with the Germans loosing last night and look at Spain:eek:Sue

I was at that Holland match! :thumbsup:

It is the only England game I have ever been to and we had great seats just behind the goal that saw most of the action.

Officer Dibble Jun 19th 2010 4:17 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8643733)
I meant all over the world, for all sorts of people - OD has been taking drugs and slagging everyone off. :thumbdown:

Aww but its just 'friendly banter'. :rolleyes:

Syedney Jun 19th 2010 5:48 pm

Re: why do we bother?
 

Originally Posted by gordon&laura (Post 8643689)
Dont worry about England getting knocked out the world cup, because next week Wimbledon starts and the whole of the UK can get behind a true sporting legend that is Andy Murray who at least has a chance of a trophy. :thumbup:



You what? Andy Murray has as good a chance of winning the wimbledon as England the world cup...Which is about the same as BP cleaning up all that oil slick within two weeks...Zilch !:rofl:

Just admit, you all watch England and support us because you'd rather not get behind the soccerroos! ...Go on admit it!:p

Love the scots...Can't say anything about football, so they start to change the conversation to...tennis! :rofl::p

ROMFT_WO2RN Jun 19th 2010 7:15 pm

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Originally Posted by Bermudashorts (Post 8643905)
I was at that Holland match! :thumbsup:

It is the only England game I have ever been to and we had great seats just behind the goal that saw most of the action.

Best thing about the game?

Dave Seamen letting one in which knocked the jocks out :rofl:

Bernieboy Jun 19th 2010 7:45 pm

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Originally Posted by ROMFT_WO2RN (Post 8644070)
Best thing about the game?

Dave Seamen letting one in which knocked the jocks out :rofl:

Batten down the hatch's sailor boy:blink:

ROMFT_WO2RN Jun 19th 2010 8:03 pm

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8644125)
Batten down the hatch's sailor boy:blink:

Didn't even see the game :(

Off the coast of sweaty land so had to watch ally "blue nosed hun bar-steward" mccoist missing loads of chances against the chocolate eating watch makers :rofl:

still got to laugh at the jocks in the mess when the goal went in :thumbsup:

Pollyana Jun 20th 2010 3:03 am

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Originally Posted by Bernie Barfly (Post 8644125)
Batten down the hatch's sailor boy:blink:

Had to laugh at this offering in the Middle East forum
http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...95&postcount=1

:rofl: :eek:

and another

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showp...30&postcount=1

:lol:

scottishcelts Jun 20th 2010 5:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Officer Dibble (Post 8643909)
Aww but its just 'friendly banter'. :rolleyes:

Big difference - the difference is, you appear to have developed a nasty streak. :sneaky:

Or was it always there, lurking around, waiting to burst out of the fake bubble?

scottishcelts Jun 20th 2010 5:34 pm

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Originally Posted by brummy (Post 8643782)
some more interesting facts..

did you know scottish have the best inventions..?
alexander graham bell,thomas telford ,theres a whole town named after him in the midlands,never dreamed he was scottish...charles dunlop..
dont think they invented the wheel,else it would be called the scotch wheel,but they came close with the tyre!!

not to mention football managers..

they have given a lot to britain the ol scottish you know!!;)

Bloody unique ey? ;):wub:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jun 20th 2010 6:07 pm

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Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8645706)
Bloody unique ey? ;):wub:

Not forgetting that they are also octopus strangling, haggis hurling, whisky glugging, mars bar battering, porridge pounding, caber tossing, skirt wearing nancy boys.


















No stereotypes found here....... :)

kporte Jun 20th 2010 6:48 pm

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Originally Posted by iamthecreaturefromuranus (Post 8645743)
Not forgetting that they are also octopus strangling, haggis hurling, whisky glugging, mars bar battering, porridge pounding, caber tossing, skirt wearing nancy boys.


















No stereotypes found here....... :)

Elephant polo. We were world champions at that at one point:lol:

iamthecreaturefromuranus Jun 20th 2010 7:28 pm

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Originally Posted by kporte (Post 8645793)
Elephant polo. We were world champions at that at one point:lol:

Must have needed a big swimming pool for that. I assume the elephants just used their trunks like snorkels? :D


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