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-   -   Where is KPorte? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/barbie-92/where-kporte-677125/)

scottishcelts Jul 18th 2010 5:31 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8711491)
:eek: I wonder if kporte knew? :lol:
Knew what? Knew that he knew what he was up to?

Know what you mean :eek:

Pollyana Jul 18th 2010 5:33 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by scottishcelts (Post 8711496)
Knew what? Knew that he knew what he was up to?

Know what you mean :eek:
Knew he had the wrong woman.......or had the excitement of Ikea gone to his head :eek:

scottishcelts Jul 18th 2010 5:35 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8711502)
Knew he had the wrong woman.......or had the excitement of Ikea gone to his head :eek:
Probs the latter :lol:

Broad Shoulders Jul 18th 2010 5:42 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8711502)
Knew he had the wrong woman.......or had the excitement of Ikea gone to his head :eek:
He just assumed that with Swedish furniture came Swedish Porn Film style shagging...poor Viv never saw it(him) coming

Sally Simpson Jul 18th 2010 5:46 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8711514)
He just assumed that with Swedish furniture came Swedish Porn Film style shagging...poor Viv never saw it(him) coming
:eek: I'm going to need therapy to get rid of that image thank you BS!:sneaky::lol:

Broad Shoulders Jul 18th 2010 5:48 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Sally Simpson (Post 8711521)
:eek: I'm going to need therapy to get rid of that image thank you BS!:sneaky::lol:
Ikea have a wonderful range of Chaise-longues to help you with your therapy

Sally Simpson Jul 18th 2010 5:49 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8711525)
Ikea have a wonderful range of Chaise-longues to help you with your therapy
:scaredhair: :lol:

Sally Simpson Jul 18th 2010 6:02 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by LouiseR (Post 8711259)
71 views! Popular fella that Kporte!
488 views now but still no sign of the wee man himself!:sneaky::ohmy::lol:

Broad Shoulders Jul 18th 2010 6:04 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Sally Simpson (Post 8711554)
488 views now but still no sign of the wee man himself!:sneaky::ohmy::lol:
well yes, that is what they called him after he came out of the bathroom section

Sally Simpson Jul 18th 2010 6:06 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Broad Shoulders (Post 8711558)
well yes, that is what they called him after he came out of the bathroom section
Perhaps he got turned into meatballs & is now being served with redcurrant sauce!:lol:

Am assuming they do the meatballs here in Aus?:unsure:

Pollyana Jul 18th 2010 9:31 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Sally Simpson (Post 8711561)
Perhaps he got turned into meatballs & is now being served with redcurrant sauce!:lol:

Am assuming they do the meatballs here in Aus?:unsure:
You'd be able to make quite a few meatballs out of him I reckon :sneaky: :ohmy:

scottishcelts Jul 18th 2010 9:37 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8711926)
You'd be able to make quite a few meatballs out of him I reckon :sneaky: :ohmy:
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Ems said his meatballs are in great nick anyhoo - he doesn't need any more ;):rofl:

Sally Simpson Jul 18th 2010 11:17 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Now, I would really rather not think about KP's meatballs & hotdog (at Ikea);)
Let's keep it clean ladies please!

I just miss his excellent (aka terrible) jokes & was wondering, having got used to an at least twice daily update, how he was.
If he has decided to abandon us all, then so be it!:(

Pollyana Jul 18th 2010 11:20 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Sally Simpson (Post 8712116)
Now, I would really rather not think about KP's meatballs & hotdog (at Ikea);)
Let's keep it clean ladies please!

I just miss his excellent (aka terrible) jokes & was wondering, having got used to an at least twice daily update, how he was.
If he has decided to abandon us all, then so be it!:(
I'm mortally wounded now Sal, fancy calling me a lady, thought you knew better than that :eek:

Sally Simpson Jul 18th 2010 11:22 pm
Re: Where is KPorte?
 
Originally Posted by Pollyana (Post 8712127)
I'm mortally wounded now Sal, fancy calling mea lady, thought you knew better than that :eek:
Sorry Poll, you old slapper, as you were tart!;)


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