Where is KPorte?
 

Lost in Ems flanellette nightie or perhaps overdosed on Quorn?????:eek:
Or is there some mysterious black hole over the sunshine coast that has swallowed him whole?;):lol:

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Here Sal...

Last seen in The Sunshine Plaza drinking a flat white whilst fiddling with his mobile....

;)

Em x

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Shit... what have you done to him. :eek:

He's only 22 for God sake... last time I saw a picture of him he looked like this... ;)

http://images.allposters.com/images/54/039_1536.jpg

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Yes but how long ago was that??? Fess up Em, is he now buried beneath the patio Brookie style?;):eek::lol:

Shagged him to near death by the looks of it! :scaredhair:

I was just missing his bad jokes, I really didn't need the horror show!;):lol:

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

I am still here though.

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

:thumbup: :wub:

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

He is being totalled "owned" by my 12 year old daughter actually who loves him very much mainly because a) he has a dog and b) he makes her desserts lots of times.

I now have to take 3rd best after his dog and my Elles...

:sneaky: :p

Em x

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Indeed! :thumbup:

Em x

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Submission at last! :D

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

ah, thinking about it, there are certain ways to get his full attention (success rate of about 100%), but I guess a public forum, and BE to boot, wouldn't be the best place to discuss them! ;) :lol:

Em x

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Yes we know, Darling! :rofl:

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Holy Buddha he's look's ill,what the fluck have you done to him:blink:

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

Obviously worn out, just can't take the pace, you know he never had much stamina, always sickly :sneaky:

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

He doesn't! He looks lovely :sneaky: :wub:

Em x

Re: Where is KPorte?
 

They do say Love is blind.....:rofl: (sorry Ems!!)