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Originally Posted by gedge
Ok, I said I would, so I will try my best...
Imagine that I am the sun
You are the earth
Hels is the moon
You are spinning in circles. You also revolve around me, and look up to me.
Hels spins around you in her own orbit. She is not particularly bright and must reflect my light to be seen.
Day time you are facing me.
Night time you are facing away.
Hels uses the loony (lunar) calender to predict where she may be each day in relation to you and me.
Sometimes she will be in front of you. If you are facing away from me at the time (night time) Hels will see me, in which case you'll see a full moon.
Other times she'll be behind you, and you'll think she's be banned again.
Hope that helps.
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Hels is the moon
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You are spinning in circles. You also revolve around me, and look up to me.
Hels spins around you in her own orbit. She is not particularly bright and must reflect my light to be seen.
Day time you are facing me.
Night time you are facing away.
Hels uses the loony (lunar) calender to predict where she may be each day in relation to you and me.
Sometimes she will be in front of you. If you are facing away from me at the time (night time) Hels will see me, in which case you'll see a full moon.
Other times she'll be behind you, and you'll think she's be banned again.
Hope that helps.
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Originally Posted by sasbear
So - Am I seeing the moon from behind then in the morning and the peeps in the Uk seeing it from the front?
If you see Hels too, that means she's somewhere between us.
Very few people have seen her from behind, maybe an astronaut.
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Originally Posted by gedge
You wake up and see me in the morning (there's room for a dig there Hels).
If you see Hels too, that means she's somewhere between us.
Very few people have seen her from behind, maybe an astronaut.
If you see Hels too, that means she's somewhere between us.
Very few people have seen her from behind, maybe an astronaut.
Nope, no digs!! That would be FAR too predictable...
Instead, I shall bid ye farewell...I am off to Melbourne for a shopping/girly weekend!!
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Originally Posted by Hels
Nope, no digs!! That would be FAR too predictable...
Instead, I shall bid ye farewell...I am off to Melbourne for a shopping/girly weekend!!![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Instead, I shall bid ye farewell...I am off to Melbourne for a shopping/girly weekend!!
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I will have to draw diagrams - that is my method of learning - so this may take some time....
You see maybe I am thick - i just get so confused when someone starts explaining scientific things - must be a mental block due to the crap teacher we had. Loved maths, English, history, etc just science - my sister on the other hand has phd in science - but she is absolutely useless at explaining things on a level of professor to thicko sis
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Originally Posted by Hels
Nope, no digs!! That would be FAR too predictable...
Instead, I shall bid ye farewell...I am off to Melbourne for a shopping/girly weekend!!![Stick Out Tongue](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif)
Instead, I shall bid ye farewell...I am off to Melbourne for a shopping/girly weekend!!
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Have a good weekend Mrs Moon.
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Originally Posted by gedge
What? No come backs?
Have a good weekend Mrs Moon.
Have a good weekend Mrs Moon.
Thanks Mr Puppet
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See ya Sas...hope you sort it out soon
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Originally Posted by sasbear
Have a great time hels -
I will have to draw diagrams - that is my method of learning - so this may take some time....
You see maybe I am thick - i just get so confused when someone starts explaining scientific things - must be a mental block due to the crap teacher we had. Loved maths, English, history, etc just science - my sister on the other hand has phd in science - but she is absolutely useless at explaining things on a level of professor to thicko sis![Sad](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/sad.gif)
I will have to draw diagrams - that is my method of learning - so this may take some time....
You see maybe I am thick - i just get so confused when someone starts explaining scientific things - must be a mental block due to the crap teacher we had. Loved maths, English, history, etc just science - my sister on the other hand has phd in science - but she is absolutely useless at explaining things on a level of professor to thicko sis
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I’ll try and get us some outfits and we can act it out next week.
I look good in yellow.
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Originally Posted by gedge
How can you not understand my simple explanation?
I’ll try and get us some outfits and we can act it out next week.
I look good in yellow.![Smile](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
I’ll try and get us some outfits and we can act it out next week.
I look good in yellow.
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Originally Posted by sasbear
Ok - now that is more like it - I have to see things rather than be talked at or read - usually I read and things make sense - but I have this block - as I explained - so i need the visual aid - wonder if there is something on the Net that could show me as in diagram wise?
all you need to know about the moon
all you need to know about lunar phases
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While I find some cardboard boxes and sticky back tape, have a look at these great explanations:
all you need to know about the moon
all you need to know about lunar phases
all you need to know about the moon
all you need to know about lunar phases
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Originally Posted by sasbear
Gee - nice one - 2nd one I mean - no matter how many times you lead a horse to wa....ah forget it - anyhow the diagram helps and I thiink I understand
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Originally Posted by sasbear
Gee - nice one - 2nd one I mean - no matter how many times you lead a horse to wa....ah forget it - anyhow the diagram helps and I thiink I understand
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if your asking gedge for help :scared:
you need help lassie
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ps. now u can stop pretending that u know what he was talking abut just to shut him up
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Originally Posted by soapy
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if your asking gedge for help :scared:
you need help lassie
ps. now u can stop pretending that u know what he was talking abut just to shut him up
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if your asking gedge for help :scared:
you need help lassie
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ps. now u can stop pretending that u know what he was talking abut just to shut him up
can you tell me how girls' minds work?
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Is this the Gedge, Sasbear and Hel's show?
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Is this the Gedge, Sasbear and Hel's show?
Very entertaing is their going to bea matinee performance
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