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Old Mar 15th 2011 | 7:55 am
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Default What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

...A yoghurt has culture.
 
Old Mar 15th 2011 | 9:57 am
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by jameswales
...A yoghurt has culture.
that's the oldest joke in the book
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter
that's the oldest joke in the book
I think we need some lame answers...I'll kick it off.
You can't eat Australia with a spoon!
 
Old Mar 15th 2011 | 10:10 am
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by ukecadet
I think we need some lame answers...I'll kick it off.
You can't eat Australia with a spoon!
yoghurt has thick bits in it.........no wait........
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by ukecadet
I think we need some lame answers...I'll kick it off.
You can't eat Australia with a spoon!
Australia is a great place to bring up your kids, much better than in a yoghurt
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

I think Australia does have a culture of sorts, just not a very developed one yet.
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Of course it has culture.

Blame Culture
Binge Drinking Culture

Mere examples of excellence in development of culture Australia has given the world.
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by sonlymewalter
that's the oldest joke in the book
I thought the one about not needing a NEW South Wales was older?
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by Centurion
Of course it has culture.

Blame Culture
Binge Drinking Culture

Mere examples of excellence in development of culture Australia has given the world.
Naughty Australia for exporting the Blame Culture to the US and the Binge Drinking Culture to the UK.

Naughty Australia
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Yoghurt is good for you.
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

You can't get strawberry flavour Australia
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

If a lady has a case of bad thrush, she cant insert Australia into her lady parts like she can a live natural yoghurt.
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Yoghurt can be eaten.
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Yoghurt contains good bacteria.
Gillard isn't the Prime Minister of yoghurt.
You can't buy 12 packs of Australia in the cold section of the supermarket.
People don't visit yoghurt for a holiday.
Yoghurt is cool.
I like yoghurt.
 
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Default Re: What's the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Originally Posted by Professional Princess
If a lady has a case of bad thrush, she cant insert Australia into her lady parts like she can a live natural yoghurt.
I like your thinking but you could sit and drag your bits along the ground.It wouldn't cure the thrush but it would relieve the itch.
 


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