At this moment, I am in the office alone whilst the fax machine is trying to make its very own novel/thesis in received faxes.

I am giggling quietly to myself at the lady down the end of the corridor who has just walked past my office with her thighs rubbing so hard against one another, I fear she may start a fire with friction on her synthetic trousers.

And I am about to make a coffee.

What are you guys up to right now?

Reading this

Funny that...so was I

Thigh Lady has just walked past. I double checked to see if it was her and it was.

Thinking of thighs.

It's at times like this I appreciate my minds eye.

I am about to do some filing. Well sort of, in about 10 mins. Ok, when Ive had my coffee.

Its 9.05 here ...time for coffee and cinnamon raisin toast ...

Ive never had that, could I join you for some?

I am waiting for the guy to fix the tumbler. its brand new and the second one we have had in 2 months!!! I am never buying hotpoint again!!!

and im reading on here too

wilf xxx

Of course ... and the bread was freshly made last night ..

Lola Rocha has just sent me an email offering medicine to make me a powerful warrior in the bedroom.

Im sitting at work the only one in the office again with a spoon and a jar of Nutella choc spread

Sebastian Washington has been in touch with me regarding a patch that will enable me to 'penetrate my partner for hours on end' and 'ejaculate like a porn star in enormous quantities'

And I shall have some of that too if you please.

I have loads of that...

Emails too