This thread is starting to look like a discussion on eugenics

You say that like it's a bad thing.

man boobs
plucked brows
fake tan
tattoo - especially girls names - even worse 'Mum'
Mr Bean trousers
sad shoes/ slip on shoes with white socks

You like a monobrow?

Well it looks distinguished!

Actually what I meant is, a little bit of brow maintenance is Ok - to avoid the Dennis Healey look.

But plucking and looking like a drag queen - well no.

The very fact they are interested in me in the first place is a danger sign and suggests they need medical intervention quickly One hint of interest and I'm on the next bus home to safety!!!

You like Moobs?

Testicles.

Intriguing. Do you mean a sort of hmmm hmmm as they're getting down to business or an actual tune? i.e they are so overjoyed that they're getting some action that they burst into a little song?

I knew a bloke at work who used to hum when he ate.

I thought it was women that were meant to hum as they "ate" so as to enhance the pleasure for the male

Yes it was. Luckily we have now successfully lowered the tone so it is now starting to look like a discussion on errm "noshing" for want of a better word.

All of this talk is a world I know nothing about since I got engaged and married very young and I will be honest and say I am 36 now and haven't been that way looking for another women since my teens when hormones rule anyway.

To be honest I don't know as I am very fortunate I guess.

Loyalty blinds me as the saying goes.

Your hormones only ruled in your teens. How unlucky.

Do you seriously mean that you never ever look at a random woman and not have a moment to 'assess' her? All power to you but I don't get that at all.