What turns you off?
#16
Re: What turns you off?
Yes but we must draw a line somewhere - I mean what use is a thimble??? It's not uncommon either, my best friend once encountered one that she swears was akin to a button mushroom
#20
Re: What turns you off?
Whoo great question. Here is my list.
- Mother complexes (let it go Oedipus)
- Claiming not to cook
- Confusing me with the maid
- Hilarity at farting (Ho hum)
- Food in teeth
- Knife licking
- Homophobic comments (what ya so afraid of)?
- white socks
- arse scratching
- liking of girl bands (No you are never going to be invited to a group sex session with Girls Aloud)
- cutting up spagetti
- thinking that HP sauce is 'the' accompaniment to every meal
- jewellery
- most tattoos
- VB drinkers
- being completely unable not to swear
#21
Re: What turns you off?
Whoo great question. Here is my list.
- Mother complexes (let it go Oedipus)
- Claiming not to cook
- Confusing me with the maid
- Hilarity at farting (Ho hum)
- Food in teeth
- Knife licking
- Homophobic comments (what ya so afraid of)?
- white socks
- arse scratching
- liking of girl bands (No you are never going to be invited to a group sex session with Girls Aloud)
- cutting up spagetti
- thinking that HP sauce is 'the' accompaniment to every meal
- jewellery
- most tattoos
- VB drinkers
- being completely unable not to swear
#22
Re: What turns you off?
Whoo great question. Here is my list.
- Mother complexes (let it go Oedipus)
- Claiming not to cook
- Confusing me with the maid
- Hilarity at farting (Ho hum)
- Food in teeth
- Knife licking
- Homophobic comments (what ya so afraid of)?
- white socks
- arse scratching
- liking of girl bands (No you are never going to be invited to a group sex session with Girls Aloud)
- cutting up spagetti
- thinking that HP sauce is 'the' accompaniment to every meal
- jewellery
- most tattoos
- VB drinkers
- being completely unable not to swear
The swearing thing - wtf is that all about?
I like men with tatts - but not from head to toe
#24
Re: What turns you off?
I don't mind swearing, in fact I am pretty accomplished at it myself. I truly believe though if you manage to teach your kids two small things in life, one should be being able to string a sentence together without saying 'fook' in it and the other should being able to handle cutlery correctly.
#25
Capt Hilts
Joined: Jan 2008
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Re: What turns you off?
Whoo great question. Here is my list.
- Mother complexes (let it go Oedipus)
- Claiming not to cook
- Confusing me with the maid
- Hilarity at farting (Ho hum)
- Food in teeth
- Knife licking
- Homophobic comments (what ya so afraid of)?
- white socks
- arse scratching
- liking of girl bands (No you are never going to be invited to a group sex session with Girls Aloud)
- cutting up spagetti
- thinking that HP sauce is 'the' accompaniment to every meal
- jewellery
- most tattoos
- VB drinkers
- being completely unable not to swear
Agree with the girl band scenario, always go for the singles (not Maddona though) as it's hard for men to multi-task.
Cooler
#26
Re: What turns you off?
Italian kids learn to twiddle their spaghetti on their forks when they are still toddlers (no spoon needed either) and it's probably no surprise to learn that you can't get it from a can here or spaghetti hoops or alphabet spaghetti etc.
#27
Re: What turns you off?
I don't mind swearing, in fact I am pretty accomplished at it myself. I truly believe though if you manage to teach your kids two small things in life, one should be being able to string a sentence together without saying 'fook' in it and the other should being able to handle cutlery correctly.
#28
Re: What turns you off?
I don't mind swearing, in fact I am pretty accomplished at it myself. I truly believe though if you manage to teach your kids two small things in life, one should be being able to string a sentence together without saying 'fook' in it and the other should being able to handle cutlery correctly.
#29
Re: What turns you off?
I am also not a fan of the bollock grapple, especially in meetings. Why would I want to shake the hand that it still warm from testicles?