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What my husband did to me last night....
God you lot, is THAT all you think about :rofl:
Seriously, I was fast asleep but was woken with him trying to pick me up and throw me out of the bed :blink: Really! He then started shouting that he had to get me away cause it? was going to get me. I started shouting at him asking him what the hell he was doin'. He then calmed down said sorry and went back to sleep. It really scared the S**t out of me. He wasn't just going to push me out of bed, he was trying to actually throw me out :curse: Obviously (I hope) he was still asleep but what if I'd been the one he was running from, what would he have done to me then? Not sure if I want to sleep with him tonight :eek: Mandy |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
:eek: :rofl::rofl:
That is a serious sleep disorder, where the REM part of his sleep isn't functioning properly :) good luck for tonight :D |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Originally Posted by Scrawni 2
(Post 4890964)
God you lot, is THAT all you think about :rofl:
Seriously, I was fast asleep but was woken with him trying to pick me up and throw me out of the bed :blink: Really! He then started shouting that he had to get me away cause it? was going to get me. I started shouting at him asking him what the hell he was doin'. He then calmed down said sorry and went back to sleep. It really scared the S**t out of me. He wasn't just going to push me out of bed, he was trying to actually throw me out :curse: Obviously (I hope) he was still asleep but what if I'd been the one he was running from, what would he have done to me then? Not sure if I want to sleep with him tonight :eek: Mandy Reckon we're all having weird dreams at the moment, did you see my post about what I dreamt about the other night??? :ohmy: :rofl: Just tie him to the bed tonight ;) could be fun ;) |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Originally Posted by curly
(Post 4891000)
Just tie him to the bed tonight ;) could be fun ;) |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Originally Posted by Scrawni 2
(Post 4890964)
God you lot, is THAT all you think about :rofl:
Seriously, I was fast asleep but was woken with him trying to pick me up and throw me out of the bed :blink: Really! He then started shouting that he had to get me away cause it? was going to get me. I started shouting at him asking him what the hell he was doin'. He then calmed down said sorry and went back to sleep. It really scared the S**t out of me. He wasn't just going to push me out of bed, he was trying to actually throw me out :curse: Obviously (I hope) he was still asleep but what if I'd been the one he was running from, what would he have done to me then? Not sure if I want to sleep with him tonight :eek: Mandy |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
:rofl::rofl:
Sorry,made me laugh!! Marks mate, thought he was in a boxing ring one night and belted his wife while he was asleep:ohmy: gave her a black eye. Dreams are weird. Joex |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Nope, he didn't remember a thing.
I rang him up at work this morning and asked him if we had escaped, he didn't have a clue what I was on about :confused: So I told him what had happened and he thought it was kinda funny, I'll give him bloody funny :curse: Unfortunatly, I've gotta sleep with him (no spare room), he has never done this before although he used to sleep walk a bit. He seems to think that we were being chased by a very large shark because he had been talking about them at work earlier in the day. I thought about getting him to sleep downstairs but that's near the kitchen and the kitchen knifes :eek::eek::eek: If I don't post tomorrow at least you know what might have happened :mad: Curly, find out what this one means? Mandy |
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Not telling what my husband did to me last night ............... :o
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Re: What my husband did to me last night....
jeepers that sure is scarey if you have no spare room stick him in the garage and lock the door :ohmy:
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Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Oh I know all about night terrors.
Mr PP frequently wakes up shouting and yelling his head off and I have to wake him up. One time he sat upright and started shaking me, whilst talking to me in Arabic, he sounded really frightened as if something bad was happening. 'I cant understand you' I told him as he gibbered away in Arabic. He sighed impatiently and then started talking more slowly in French with the odd bit of Italian thrown in - in a voice that says 'lets talk to the simple girl slowly' kind of thing. He rarely shouts in English and it is usually Arabic or French or if he really wants to make it clear to me, he can mix all three, with no knowledge of what he has said when he wakes up. Sometimes its scary, especially if Im fast asleep and am awakened suddenly. But hearing him combine languages into one sentence, now that is funny. |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
my OH has a wonderful version
he promises me diamonds cars shoes mansions anything I want in fact I keep a voice activated tape recorder by the side of the bed now to prove he really did promise me I will never have to clean the house again :rofl::rofl: |
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:rofl::rofl:
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Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Originally Posted by Scrawni 2
(Post 4890964)
God you lot, is THAT all you think about :rofl:
Seriously, I was fast asleep but was woken with him trying to pick me up and throw me out of the bed :blink: Really! He then started shouting that he had to get me away cause it? was going to get me. I started shouting at him asking him what the hell he was doin'. He then calmed down said sorry and went back to sleep. It really scared the S**t out of me. He wasn't just going to push me out of bed, he was trying to actually throw me out :curse: Obviously (I hope) he was still asleep but what if I'd been the one he was running from, what would he have done to me then? Not sure if I want to sleep with him tonight :eek: Mandy think thats bad?? Dreamn't mother in law was coming after me with a syringe and shouting what the f*** wrong with me cause we're moving to oz!! Woke up crying my eyes out!:confused::unsure::blink: |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
Originally Posted by Professional Princess
(Post 4891376)
Oh I know all about night terrors.
Mr PP frequently wakes up shouting and yelling his head off and I have to wake him up. One time he sat upright and started shaking me, whilst talking to me in Arabic, he sounded really frightened as if something bad was happening. 'I cant understand you' I told him as he gibbered away in Arabic. He sighed impatiently and then started talking more slowly in French with the odd bit of Italian thrown in - in a voice that says 'lets talk to the simple girl slowly' kind of thing. He rarely shouts in English and it is usually Arabic or French or if he really wants to make it clear to me, he can mix all three, with no knowledge of what he has said when he wakes up. Sometimes its scary, especially if Im fast asleep and am awakened suddenly. But hearing him combine languages into one sentence, now that is funny. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: |
Re: What my husband did to me last night....
OH god that must have been scarey - sorry but its funny as hell to read though! :rofl:
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