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Old Dec 9th 2009, 12:26 pm
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Default Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

If so, get yourself off to the chriopodist pal. Your feet were rancid and everyone noticed. Get your toe nails cut and the dirty cleaned away. Feet like that should not be in thongs and yellow toe nails means you have some form of infection.

Shame as you were quite a nice looking bloke too but even your aftershave was overpowered by your feet. Bleugh.
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Originally Posted by Kingseat
If so, get yourself off to the chriopodist pal. Your feet were rancid and everyone noticed. Get your toe nails cut and the dirty cleaned away. Feet like that should not be in thongs and yellow toe nails means you have some form of infection.

Shame as you were quite a nice looking bloke too but even your aftershave was overpowered by your feet. Bleugh.
LOL

As if the guy is gonna come on here and go yeah it was me LOL
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by Kingseat
If so, get yourself off to the chriopodist pal. Your feet were rancid and everyone noticed. Get your toe nails cut and the dirty cleaned away. Feet like that should not be in thongs and yellow toe nails means you have some form of infection.

Shame as you were quite a nice looking bloke too but even your aftershave was overpowered by your feet. Bleugh.
There will be many more where he came from...uurrghhhh
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by Kingseat
If so, get yourself off to the chriopodist pal. Your feet were rancid and everyone noticed. Get your toe nails cut and the dirty cleaned away. Feet like that should not be in thongs and yellow toe nails means you have some form of infection.

Shame as you were quite a nice looking bloke too but even your aftershave was overpowered by your feet. Bleugh.
That's public transit for ya. Just wait until you're stuck all the way home in 38 degree heat with some yahoo that doesn't believe in deodorant holding the overhead handrail with his armpit in your face.
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by Dorothy
That's public transit for ya. Just wait until you're stuck all the way home in 38 degree heat with some yahoo that doesn't believe in deodorant holding the overhead handrail with his armpit in your face.
Just had a violent reminder of why I gave up on the London tube at rush hour and took to walking for an hour
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Just had a violent reminder of why I gave up on the London tube at rush hour and took to walking for an hour
Did you mean to say:

It happens in England as well?
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Did you mean to say:

It happens in England as well?
Do you have a problem with the written word? What I said was what I meant.
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Originally Posted by moneypenny20
What I said was what I meant.
Indeed.....you can't let any perceived negative comment about Australian life go by without pointing out it is the same or worse in the UK.

If I did that I would be accused of turning it into an Aus v UK thing.

Double standards are alive and well it seems.
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Anyway lets get back onto the feet thing......

The thing I hate about Australia is that my feet look like I am from Botswana. I was thinking only yesterday about posting about them and taking a photo - they are disgusting. I need to stop gardening bare foot. I wasnt on a train at Warwick though
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by Grayling
Indeed.....you can't let any perceived negative comment about Australian life go by without pointing out it is the same or worse in the UK.

If I did that I would be accused of turning it into an Aus v UK thing.

Double standards are alive and well it seems.
Oh get a grip man.
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by moneypenny20
Oh get a grip man.
OK....let's remember that when I get accused of trying to turn threads into Aus V UK......or does that only work one way?
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by Grayling
Indeed.....you can't let any perceived negative comment about Australian life go by without pointing out it is the same or worse in the UK.

If I did that I would be accused of turning it into an Aus v UK thing.
Actually on that occasion I think you might have had a point....our friend Miss MP was a tad quick to say that......

right - I'm off to bed - caused enough mischief.....

...nothing like a nicely turned ankle on public transport shod in a thong...

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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by Dorothy
That's public transit for ya. Just wait until you're stuck all the way home in 38 degree heat with some yahoo that doesn't believe in deodorant holding the overhead handrail with his armpit in your face.
In Japan they have specialist clubs that deal in that kind of thing
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Default Re: Were you that bloke with the honking feet who got on the train at Warwick today?

Originally Posted by viviennef
Anyway lets get back onto the feet thing......

The thing I hate about Australia is that my feet look like I am from Botswana. I was thinking only yesterday about posting about them and taking a photo - they are disgusting. I need to stop gardening bare foot. I wasnt on a train at Warwick though

I call it 'Sandal foot'......cracked heels, dirty toes (even if you showered 10 minutes ago) and that annoying line you get over your foot when you wear thongs all day.

It all clears up when the weather cools off and you can comfortably wear enclosed shoes and socks all day.

It wasn't me either.......
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