I once sat on the knee of a killer elephant.

What weird stuff have you done?

I was a Premium Member of BE for a while.

Was caught up in a car bombing in Bogota (thankfully unhurt)

I tried to bomb Bogota.

Was it in April 2002? If so you owe me a new pair of underpants

Ah no that would have been my cousin Seamus,i'll let him know

It was whilst I was there that some major arrests were going on between the FARC and some Irish terrorists that were giving mortar training. It was between 1st and 2nd round elections and Pastrana was on his way out and the incoming El Presidente had vowed to drive the FARC out of the DMZ. FARC weren't so keen on that idea

I once went to pick up my flatmate from the casino she worked at, to walk in on her giving a full on showdown on how much she hated her boss, telling her exactly what she thought of her - in front of the whole flipping casino (in pure mad woman mode).

4 in the morning & It was ace

Pure coincidence,honest

That's not weird,that's nature

Gone supermarket shopping naked, for a TV programme.

are you Australian?

You forgot your jammies

Emigrated and got married.

Both proof of missing marbles

That's hilarious!

I dont understand Aussies walking around barefoot. Even in the city!!!