Wednesday Funny - Towel
Aug 2nd 2006, 10:33 am
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Wednesday Funny - Towel
An old man marries a young woman and they are deeply in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm so they decide to ask a sex therapist for advice.
The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion;
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both.
Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm." They go home and follow the therapist's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the therapist
"Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, orgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:
"THAT'S how you wave a *****ing towel, son!!"
The therapist listens to their story and makes the following suggestion;
"Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both.
Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help your wife fantasize, and should bring on a full-blown orgasm." They go home and follow the therapist's advice.
They hire a handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated. Perplexed, they go back to the therapist
"Okay", he says, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, orgasm.
Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him, triumphantly:
"THAT'S how you wave a *****ing towel, son!!"
Aug 2nd 2006, 10:36 am
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Brilliant
Aug 2nd 2006, 10:38 am
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Lol
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:06 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
LOL Love it!!!!!!!!!
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:12 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
LMAOBT, Brill
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:16 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
LMAOBT
What does the BT bit stand for? I'm presuming it's nothing to do with telecommunications
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:20 pm
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Originally Posted by Clippies
What does the BT bit stand for? I'm presuming it's nothing to do with telecommunications
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:20 pm
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Big Tits?
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:25 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Originally Posted by artep
Big Tits?
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:30 pm
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Originally Posted by artep
Big Time???
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:38 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
Aug 2nd 2006, 12:55 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Originally Posted by Clippies
Mmmm Peter Gabriel mmmmmmmmm yummy
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:00 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Originally Posted by Clippies
Mmmm Peter Gabriel mmmmmmmmm yummy
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:02 pm
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....I'm on my way, I'm making it
Aug 2nd 2006, 1:08 pm
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Re: Wednesday Funny - Towel
Originally Posted by artep
....I'm on my way, I'm making it