BE virtual bar
#9016
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Thats a large one
Mandy
Mandy
#9019
Originally Posted by steve`o
hopefully three weeks
#9020
Originally Posted by DebraH
not too bad then, when are the shippers coming for your stuff
#9021
Originally Posted by steve`o
21/22 sept
#9022
Originally Posted by DebraH
are you having a de-junking session
couldn't believe how much stuff we have amassed
#9023
Originally Posted by steve`o
Ive a large thirst 

i believe you
.Did you get any nice pressies?
Mandy
#9024
Originally Posted by steve`o
we`ve done a couple of car boots and taken loads down to the local charity shop
couldn't believe how much stuff we have amassed
couldn't believe how much stuff we have amassed
#9025
seeing as I'm in a bar having a drink I'll tell a joke:
Middle Aged Woman
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital
While on the operating table she had a near death Experience seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift,
Liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied "I didn't recognize you."
Middle Aged Woman
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital
While on the operating table she had a near death Experience seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift,
Liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied "I didn't recognize you."
#9026
Originally Posted by DebraH
seeing as I'm in a bar having a drink I'll tell a joke:
Middle Aged Woman
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital
While on the operating table she had a near death Experience seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift,
Liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied "I didn't recognize you."
Middle Aged Woman
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital
While on the operating table she had a near death Experience seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift,
Liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded,
"I thought you said I had another 40 years?
Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied "I didn't recognize you."
Excellent Deb
im useless at jokes can never remember them
Mandy
#9027
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Excellent Deb
im useless at jokes can never remember them
Mandy
im useless at jokes can never remember them
Mandy
#9028
Originally Posted by DebraH
i do try - but i copied that from email 

I shall email that recipe for you shortly just got to get eldest up to bed
Mandy
#9029
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
I shall email that recipe for you shortly just got to get eldest up to bed
Mandy
Mandy
#9030
Originally Posted by DebraH
cheers - just sent mine up
email sent
all kids asleep in bed, time to crack open a bottle of vino
Mandy






