Cant get the cork out of my bottle of wine.
Why cant i have a butler to do it for me
Mandy

....I'd love to join in with that one...but I'll wait til I get my visa as I don't want to tempt fate!


I could sing Diana Ross and the Supremes.... "..and I'm still waiting"

push it inwards then mand....don't waste the wine!

Or that song mr postman look and see is there a letter for me, or what ever it is
Mandy

Its not budging
Tried all sorts , i nearly risked asking the alkies next door to open it, but i might lose it
Mandy

on the edge of the unit in the kitechen, just give a quick pop on the side and knock the top off the bottle

not that i'm a seasoned drinker or anything!!!

got to go ladies!!!

be back tomorrow

or change the words slightly....

Stop! oh yes where's my visa on the email

Wh-h-here is my visa on the email

Please Mr DIMA can't you see

If there's a visa in the pile for me

Ohhh Mr D-D-D-dima

Why don't you check and see

if there's a visa for me.....



(or words to that effect!)

That is brill Jackie

See you soon Sam
Mandy

Hullo I'll have a quicky if that's ok

watching Big Bro bugger Mikey's out and another going at 10 and an old un going back in.. I think

if you can't get your bottle open mand...you can share mine!


2 straws please....

thank you Jackie, i reckon this bottle does not want me to drink it.
i shall get a a screw cap one tommorow and get hubby to de-cork the other when he is home
Mandy

Well if we are doing Visa poetry, heres mine;

Duncan DIMA please give me
A nice little pressie from the Aussie visa tree

I dont want alot, dont need a song and dance
Ive paid up all the money to get it in advance

Ive given what we had to back up all our claims
Ive dreamt about John Howard with his trousers and their stains :scared:

You can post it, you can phone it or bring it home to me
You can sign it, you can kiss it or stick it on BE

Just bring me what I ask and Ill give you a surprise
Which could involve my bra when I wack you in the eyes.

I wondered if you would have a little ditty to entertain us with
Mandy

christ where's all the friggin trolls coming from?? do they always come out at night