BE virtual bar
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:36 am
#3151
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
thats just it Ann.....I don't want him to help....I can feel a headache coming on 
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:37 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
I thought this was funny Ray posted it on a forum a while ago.......
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After
Three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem.
It's these three breasts you've given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
real pain,"
reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you
know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are
right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she
replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The
ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and
I will immediately create Man from a part of you!"
"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"
Don't tell your hubby that Ann!
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After
Three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem.
It's these three breasts you've given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
real pain,"
reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you
know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are
right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she
replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The
ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and
I will immediately create Man from a part of you!"
"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"
Don't tell your hubby that Ann!
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:38 am
#3153
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From: South Coast, NSW
Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
I bet he thinks we are all mad 
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Jun 27th 2006 | 9:39 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by BertieB
good excuse that one - or the I'm too tired!
.....or pretend to be asleep
I do that alot!
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:40 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by BertieB
good excuse that one - or the I'm too tired!
I never do that possibly cos we dont see each other much
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Jun 27th 2006 | 9:41 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
I thought this was funny Ray posted it on a forum a while ago.......
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After
Three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem.
It's these three breasts you've given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
real pain,"
reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you
know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are
right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she
replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The
ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and
I will immediately create Man from a part of you!"
"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"
Don't tell your hubby that Ann!
In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After
Three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How're things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem.
It's these three breasts you've given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them
with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they're a
real pain,"
reported Eve.
"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you
know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are
right. I'll fix that up right away!"
So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.
Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well, Eve, how's my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she
replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the
animals are paired off. The
ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you're right.
How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and
I will immediately create Man from a part of you!"
"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"
Don't tell your hubby that Ann!
That is brill
Mandy
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:42 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Heather's been a long time weighing her boobs hasn't she!
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:43 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by Clippies
Heather's been a long time weighing her boobs hasn't she!
Maybe her bloke has caught her
Mandy
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:43 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
I never do that possibly cos we dont see each other much
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Jun 27th 2006 | 9:44 am
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From: Mount Tamborine
Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Maybe her bloke has caught her
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Jun 27th 2006 | 9:45 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by Clippies
Heather's been a long time weighing her boobs hasn't she!
FFS don't start me off again!
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:46 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by Clippies
Heather's been a long time weighing her boobs hasn't she!
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:48 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Maybe her bloke has caught her
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Jun 27th 2006 | 9:48 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
yeah its different for you Mand. Not that I'm ungrateful or anything....but you know how it is.....they are like kids......the more they get the more they want!
Its him that normaly gets the im asleep on a night. says i wear him out. Not sure what he means
maybe i talk too much Mandy
Jun 27th 2006 | 9:50 am
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Re: BE virtual bar
Originally Posted by geordie mandy
Its him that normaly gets the im asleep on a night. says i wear him out. Not sure what he means maybe i talk too much
Mandy
maybe i talk too much Mandy
yeah right!
