Universal Truths
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Universal Truths
Has anyone else got any, here are a couple of mine to get you started..........
1) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
2) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
Has anyone else got any, here are a couple of mine to get you started..........
1) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their arm broken by a swan.
2) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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And.... when was the last time anyone saw a white dog poo?
They seemed to be a regular sight when I was wee, I think they have become extinct along with all the torn up porno's you used to find in the park
They seemed to be a regular sight when I was wee, I think they have become extinct along with all the torn up porno's you used to find in the park
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Everyone always remembers where they were when they found out one of their friends had given birth.
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Does eating prunes really put hairs on your chest?
Why does eating all your dinner help the starving children of Africa?
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Who actually rolls around on the floor laughing? I have heard the saying so many times 'I was rolling around the floor laughing' or 'I was pissing myself laughing' - I mean, did you actually wet yourself? Ive peed my pants laughing - well I havent really but you know.![Big Grin](https://britishexpats.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Does eating prunes really put hairs on your chest?
Why does eating all your dinner help the starving children of Africa?
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Does eating prunes really put hairs on your chest?
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