Wendy

Life is sexually transmitted.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the
stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred quid and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty pence?

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow disease is located
among the millions and millions of cows in the UK, but we haven't
got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigration.

furkew

You must be following me on other websites as well now, because I found that one today as well.

I think a restraining order is needed here

Wendy

Funny cos I've just been in the other part and was reading a post that you answered.

furkew

This is all very spooky, maybe its destiny ?

Or it could just be an addiction that we both suffer from

The need to make people laugh at things we say and not at things we do

see ya out thyere on the WWW.

Wendy

Think that may be it.