3 years in and my sunday best now consists of thongs ,singlet and loud boardie shorts.I think i am becoming australianised and i feel at home in this dress mode.

Are ya bragging or complaining?

It took you 3 years?

Slow learner and bragging i think

Thongs yes (always worn them, even in the UK)
Singlet no

Is a singlet a vest?

Wifebeater, vest, singlet, undershirt. All the same thing.

Think yerself lucky you don't have kachungaas the size of mines - I only wear 'singlets' around the house

LOL thanks - lots to learn for me.

A most attractive look...........

Well that depends if you look like David Beckham or Homer Simpson.

Not the most sexiest look on the planet!You don't have one of those huge guts do you, that kind of hang over your stubbies?

Probably does from all those VB's and charcoaling all those animals on the barbie!!

BUT you must grow a ginger beard if you want to fit right in!! I never saw so many men in all my life as I did in Australia with beards, it was like a ZZ Tops nightmare

David Beckham even looks good in a sarong

Its just a pity the women look the same