Don't ... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

Rather good isn't it?

The "Lost Gerbil" line is worth the admission money alone.

Splended

Best laugh of the week so far Vim

I agree ... only posting to bump it up

I think youre only posting to draw attention to your plight.

Ive been bored and indulged in genital topiary and lived to regret it. Never ventured as far as the arse though.

You have my sympathy.

I wax my arse - works a treat

What does it look like unwaxed......I shudder to think?

Not that it would stop me.............

Smooth and lovely - and highly lickable

Ooer missus. Where do I sign?

Tis true, everything off I say. It's more hygienic too.

I dont mind picking the short and curly's out of my teeth whilst my boss is asking for me to do overtime.

I have made a wig, it's not ideal but it seems to do the job.

Ha ha, brilliant!!