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Old Jun 23rd 2011, 9:25 am
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I've learned that the correct answer to "Honestly, does my bum look big in this" IS NOT! "Yes dear it's a big bum it looks big in everything"
I've also learned that no matter what goes wrong it can always be traced back to me no matter how convoluted that process
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Old Jun 23rd 2011, 12:55 pm
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Originally Posted by cresta57
I've learned that the correct answer to "Honestly, does my bum look big in this" IS NOT! "Yes dear it's a big bum it looks big in everything"
I've also learned that no matter what goes wrong it can always be traced back to me no matter how convoluted that process
My bum will never be as fat as the lip your going to get if you don't watch yourself, you know you only have yourself to blame
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Originally Posted by Amazulu
we all say that - makes for an easy life
I get the physical proof- he isn't just saying it.
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Old Jun 23rd 2011, 10:10 pm
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Loathe the word 'hubby'

From my 'marriage friend' I have learnt never to fall asleep anywhere near him or without first inserting industrial strength ear plugs. Also, if I'm ever back on the market, to choose a non-snorer.
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Old Jun 23rd 2011, 10:27 pm
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Loathe the word 'hubby'

From my 'marriage friend' I have learnt never to fall asleep anywhere near him or without first inserting industrial strength ear plugs. Also, if I'm ever back on the market, to choose a non-snorer.
I'm not a fan of it. I didn't think the word even existed in common usage out of The Sun newspaper..

Loathe 'other half' : sounds dismissive - as if you got together because there was nothing better around or options were limited and the relationship is barely tolerable...
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Come on - surely there are more stories of genuine 'lessons learned'..
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Old Jun 23rd 2011, 10:32 pm
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Not something I've learnt from a partner, but something a learnt about my mum... that she helped make the spacesuits used in the film 2001 A Space Odyssey and Apollo 11

She hadn't thought it worth mentioning in 40yrs. My sister told me a few weeks ago.
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Originally Posted by cresta's conscience
My bum will never be as fat as the lip your going to get if you don't watch yourself, you know you only have yourself to blame

Be sure to keep us posted regarding future developments.
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Men are only allowed to think that they are in charge but only subject to spousal monitoring.
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Originally Posted by BadgeIsBack
I'm not a fan of it. I didn't think the word even existed in common usage out of The Sun newspaper..

Loathe 'other half' : sounds dismissive - as if you got together because there was nothing better around or options were limited and the relationship is barely tolerable...
You make that sound like a bad thing . . . ?
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Originally Posted by Turban Explorer
Loathe the word 'hubby'
Wow, we agree on something! Hate all the OH, DH, hubby shite on BE.

As for snoring, I think my 'marriage co-dependent' would agree with you also.
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Originally Posted by Amazulu
Wow, we agree on something! Hate all the OH, DH, hubby shite on BE.

As for snoring, I think my 'marriage co-dependent' would agree with you also.
I thought 'DH' stood for 'dickhead'?
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Originally Posted by spartacus
I thought 'DH' stood for 'dickhead'?
It does, but on BE it means 'dear husband'.

Could be the same thing in many cases?
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Originally Posted by spartacus
I thought 'DH' stood for 'dickhead'?
after the honeymoon period wears off
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Originally Posted by Amazulu
Wow, we agree on something! Hate all the OH, DH, hubby shite on BE.

As for snoring, I think my 'marriage co-dependent' would agree with you also.
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