I don't expect my husband to do anything. He just does it (if he knows what's good for him!)

While I love being waited on hand and foot any man that says how high if I say jump, ends up getting dumped for being boring and predictable. I have much more respect for someone that occasionally says no.

Get divorced.

I'll only get worried if you know my address...

So long as they continue to earn ridiculous amounts of cash, spend it on us, shower us with constant gifts, let us buy whatever we want, when we want, hire a maid, cook and personal servant (as long as it's a 'he' and is a free spirit if you know what I mean ) then that should be sufficient enough.

Think I've covered a fraction for now.

. . . f**k off with the maid.

Mmm..there is that

Yes, we all want the OH to be happy, but surely your husband doesn't do some things you would really like him to do? I mean, if my husband made me a coffee or gave me a foot rub I would pass out in shock.

You're right. There are lots of things I wish he would do. Like have interests, want to travel, be more social, support me when I make decisions regarding our kids. However, I'm sure there are things I do or don't do that he wishes were different.

I'm sure there are lots of those guys around and I think most of them are gay!

I need me a gay man then.

Never marry.

Me too! There's only one problem though they'll probably steal all your skin care products, and fight you for the bathroom.

And want to put their willy in your bottom.

That was a rather polite way of putting it.