Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM A FORMER VICTIM:

You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.

My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.

My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favour of long skirts.
Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to me next?

When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body parts -stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted', look again - was it lifted from you?

THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere every night.

WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on Have a wonderful day - with a joy filled heart

These same thieves come in my closet and shrink my clothes! How do they do it????

omg this is so funny, i do so know what this thread means add 2 c sections on top of it and iam there

shit this has tickled me pink, i love it, thats life ladies and gents it happens

Thats scary the same thing happened to me, lol

Great to see you Sharon

How's things in sunny Aberdeen?

You got a new house yet?

It reminds me of a warning I received from a close friend yesterday.

He was at the local Woolies when he was jumped by a couple of beautiful girls in the car park and forced back into his car. One of them felated him whilst the other stole his wallet.

He got done last Monday. Twice on Tuesday. Once on Thursday and again on Saturday.

One night, while I was sleeping, someone stole my nice flat tum and replaced it with ..... a big jelly!!!!

Another night, someone else stole my lovely pert boobs with melons ... and then sent them south.......

But I have two lovely babies for my angst!

Gotta tyre around my waist that someone can steal

Mark

Do I dare confess, it was I who stole all those parts.

I have lovely legs, pert boobs, smooth skin, tight ass, flat tum and the neck of a delicate swan.

But don't tell anyone it was me ok?

I wish to donate loads of my body to be used on someone else...............its surplus to requirements!!

Phone number please

(just kidding OH )

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