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Many thanks for a great night.
Very well organised, great venue, and a "real good vibe "
We had fun, even the harry enfield kids we brought with us...
Just one thing...
I reckon it cost us more to come than anyone lol...
smokes $30
fuel $50
maccers $50
grog $50
kids fuel $25
police fines $295 !
LOL bugger it, was well worth it but !
Many thanks, have a bad head, look like shit, wifes snoring... and coffee tastes like crap !
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Looking forward to the next One
Very well organised, great venue, and a "real good vibe "
We had fun, even the harry enfield kids we brought with us...
Just one thing...
I reckon it cost us more to come than anyone lol...
smokes $30
fuel $50
maccers $50
grog $50
kids fuel $25
police fines $295 !
LOL bugger it, was well worth it but !
Many thanks, have a bad head, look like shit, wifes snoring... and coffee tastes like crap !
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Looking forward to the next One
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Many thanks for a great night.
Very well organised, great venue, and a "real good vibe "
We had fun, even the harry enfield kids we brought with us...
Just one thing...
I reckon it cost us more to come than anyone lol...
smokes $30
fuel $50
maccers $50
grog $50
kids fuel $25
police fines $295 !
LOL bugger it, was well worth it but !
Many thanks, have a bad head, look like shit, wifes snoring... and coffee tastes like crap !
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Looking forward to the next One
Very well organised, great venue, and a "real good vibe "
We had fun, even the harry enfield kids we brought with us...
Just one thing...
I reckon it cost us more to come than anyone lol...
smokes $30
fuel $50
maccers $50
grog $50
kids fuel $25
police fines $295 !
LOL bugger it, was well worth it but !
Many thanks, have a bad head, look like shit, wifes snoring... and coffee tastes like crap !
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Looking forward to the next One
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Your wallet took a right hammering last night!!!
T'was good to meet you though.........
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Oh, and Soapy.......'I know where you live'!! (said in my best Northern Irish accent)!!!
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Driving down the bruce, onto gateway... had a hoon up my arse..
pulled over he sped forward, i pulled back over to overtake a car, the hoon pressed brake lights... i flashed him, cos there was no reason.. and he was being a twat... he pulled over i accelerated ahead..
just approaching the bridge, and the hoon, "transformer style" suddenly changed into a under cover cop car , pulled me over...
Speeding $250.00 + 3 points.
Tailgating ( he let me off that when i pointed out the person i was tailgating was in fact HIM being a twat"
He did offer video footage, which I said lets have a look then, to which he replied , your rego is out of date...
Debs promptly told him, she had BPAYed it, which he verified after 20 minutes...
At this point I got the feeling he was looking for angles..
$45.00 and 2 points for changing lanes, without indicating !! Which I reckon is wrong, cos if your speeding, you shouldnt have to indicate, fgs no one should be overtaking you... he wasnt impressed.
He also wasnt impressed at my reply, to "are you going somewhere tonight?"
... no i replied, i just drive up and down highways for the crack..
"CRACK" he enquired... oops doesnt matter..
Then he pointed out the extinguishing of a smoke, whilst waiting for my ticket.. which i replied, wasnt tossed out the window, i put it out by stubbing between my fingers..
I was gonna offer him a sniff of my fingers, but thought,,, nooo best not..
So without eye contact, he handed me my certificate for completing the Dayboro to Gateway rally, entrance fee, of $295.00 and 6 points.. and wished me a good day !!
TWOT !
pulled over he sped forward, i pulled back over to overtake a car, the hoon pressed brake lights... i flashed him, cos there was no reason.. and he was being a twat... he pulled over i accelerated ahead..
just approaching the bridge, and the hoon, "transformer style" suddenly changed into a under cover cop car , pulled me over...
Speeding $250.00 + 3 points.
Tailgating ( he let me off that when i pointed out the person i was tailgating was in fact HIM being a twat"
He did offer video footage, which I said lets have a look then, to which he replied , your rego is out of date...
Debs promptly told him, she had BPAYed it, which he verified after 20 minutes...
At this point I got the feeling he was looking for angles..
$45.00 and 2 points for changing lanes, without indicating !! Which I reckon is wrong, cos if your speeding, you shouldnt have to indicate, fgs no one should be overtaking you... he wasnt impressed.
He also wasnt impressed at my reply, to "are you going somewhere tonight?"
... no i replied, i just drive up and down highways for the crack..
"CRACK" he enquired... oops doesnt matter..
Then he pointed out the extinguishing of a smoke, whilst waiting for my ticket.. which i replied, wasnt tossed out the window, i put it out by stubbing between my fingers..
I was gonna offer him a sniff of my fingers, but thought,,, nooo best not..
So without eye contact, he handed me my certificate for completing the Dayboro to Gateway rally, entrance fee, of $295.00 and 6 points.. and wished me a good day !!
TWOT !
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Driving down the bruce, onto gateway... had a hoon up my arse..
pulled over he sped forward, i pulled back over to overtake a car, the hoon pressed brake lights... i flashed him, cos there was no reason.. and he was being a twat... he pulled over i accelerated ahead..
just approaching the bridge, and the hoon, "transformer style" suddenly changed into a under cover cop car , pulled me over...
Speeding $250.00 + 3 points.
Tailgating ( he let me off that when i pointed out the person i was tailgating was in fact HIM being a twat"
He did offer video footage, which I said lets have a look then, to which he replied , your rego is out of date...
Debs promptly told him, she had BPAYed it, which he verified after 20 minutes...
At this point I got the feeling he was looking for angles..
$45.00 and 2 points for changing lanes, without indicating !! Which I reckon is wrong, cos if your speeding, you shouldnt have to indicate, fgs no one should be overtaking you... he wasnt impressed.
He also wasnt impressed at my reply, to "are you going somewhere tonight?"
... no i replied, i just drive up and down highways for the crack..
"CRACK" he enquired... oops doesnt matter..
Then he pointed out the extinguishing of a smoke, whilst waiting for my ticket.. which i replied, wasnt tossed out the window, i put it out by stubbing between my fingers..
I was gonna offer him a sniff of my fingers, but thought,,, nooo best not..
So without eye contact, he handed me my certificate for completing the Dayboro to Gateway rally, entrance fee, of $295.00 and 6 points.. and wished me a good day !!
TWOT !
pulled over he sped forward, i pulled back over to overtake a car, the hoon pressed brake lights... i flashed him, cos there was no reason.. and he was being a twat... he pulled over i accelerated ahead..
just approaching the bridge, and the hoon, "transformer style" suddenly changed into a under cover cop car , pulled me over...
Speeding $250.00 + 3 points.
Tailgating ( he let me off that when i pointed out the person i was tailgating was in fact HIM being a twat"
He did offer video footage, which I said lets have a look then, to which he replied , your rego is out of date...
Debs promptly told him, she had BPAYed it, which he verified after 20 minutes...
At this point I got the feeling he was looking for angles..
$45.00 and 2 points for changing lanes, without indicating !! Which I reckon is wrong, cos if your speeding, you shouldnt have to indicate, fgs no one should be overtaking you... he wasnt impressed.
He also wasnt impressed at my reply, to "are you going somewhere tonight?"
... no i replied, i just drive up and down highways for the crack..
"CRACK" he enquired... oops doesnt matter..
Then he pointed out the extinguishing of a smoke, whilst waiting for my ticket.. which i replied, wasnt tossed out the window, i put it out by stubbing between my fingers..
I was gonna offer him a sniff of my fingers, but thought,,, nooo best not..
So without eye contact, he handed me my certificate for completing the Dayboro to Gateway rally, entrance fee, of $295.00 and 6 points.. and wished me a good day !!
TWOT !
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fpmsl..
makes me think of that chubby brown joke..
Cops nab him, and say we are doing you for wreckless driving !
He says, the fella walked out in front of me, and didnt look both ways FFS !!!
Cop says, he shouldnt have to .. in his own LOUNGE !
makes me think of that chubby brown joke..
Cops nab him, and say we are doing you for wreckless driving !
He says, the fella walked out in front of me, and didnt look both ways FFS !!!
Cop says, he shouldnt have to .. in his own LOUNGE !
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A typical story of everyday life in Aus and the joys of Aussie policing, bring back plod.
Driving down the bruce, onto gateway... had a hoon up my arse..
pulled over he sped forward, i pulled back over to overtake a car, the hoon pressed brake lights... i flashed him, cos there was no reason.. and he was being a twat... he pulled over i accelerated ahead..
just approaching the bridge, and the hoon, "transformer style" suddenly changed into a under cover cop car , pulled me over...
Speeding $250.00 + 3 points.
Tailgating ( he let me off that when i pointed out the person i was tailgating was in fact HIM being a twat"
He did offer video footage, which I said lets have a look then, to which he replied , your rego is out of date...
Debs promptly told him, she had BPAYed it, which he verified after 20 minutes...
At this point I got the feeling he was looking for angles..
$45.00 and 2 points for changing lanes, without indicating !! Which I reckon is wrong, cos if your speeding, you shouldnt have to indicate, fgs no one should be overtaking you... he wasnt impressed.
He also wasnt impressed at my reply, to "are you going somewhere tonight?"
... no i replied, i just drive up and down highways for the crack..
"CRACK" he enquired... oops doesnt matter..
Then he pointed out the extinguishing of a smoke, whilst waiting for my ticket.. which i replied, wasnt tossed out the window, i put it out by stubbing between my fingers..
I was gonna offer him a sniff of my fingers, but thought,,, nooo best not..
So without eye contact, he handed me my certificate for completing the Dayboro to Gateway rally, entrance fee, of $295.00 and 6 points.. and wished me a good day !!
TWOT !
pulled over he sped forward, i pulled back over to overtake a car, the hoon pressed brake lights... i flashed him, cos there was no reason.. and he was being a twat... he pulled over i accelerated ahead..
just approaching the bridge, and the hoon, "transformer style" suddenly changed into a under cover cop car , pulled me over...
Speeding $250.00 + 3 points.
Tailgating ( he let me off that when i pointed out the person i was tailgating was in fact HIM being a twat"
He did offer video footage, which I said lets have a look then, to which he replied , your rego is out of date...
Debs promptly told him, she had BPAYed it, which he verified after 20 minutes...
At this point I got the feeling he was looking for angles..
$45.00 and 2 points for changing lanes, without indicating !! Which I reckon is wrong, cos if your speeding, you shouldnt have to indicate, fgs no one should be overtaking you... he wasnt impressed.
He also wasnt impressed at my reply, to "are you going somewhere tonight?"
... no i replied, i just drive up and down highways for the crack..
"CRACK" he enquired... oops doesnt matter..
Then he pointed out the extinguishing of a smoke, whilst waiting for my ticket.. which i replied, wasnt tossed out the window, i put it out by stubbing between my fingers..
I was gonna offer him a sniff of my fingers, but thought,,, nooo best not..
So without eye contact, he handed me my certificate for completing the Dayboro to Gateway rally, entrance fee, of $295.00 and 6 points.. and wished me a good day !!
TWOT !
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