Thanks for the Karma.
Aug 22nd 2009, 2:23 pm
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Aug 22nd 2009, 2:31 pm
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can't wait - only, no strategically placed flowers - all or nothing BB
Aug 22nd 2009, 2:33 pm
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Re: Thanks for the Karma.
Aug 22nd 2009, 2:35 pm
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Aug 22nd 2009, 2:35 pm
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Re: Thanks for the Karma.
BernieBoy went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland, to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married, and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married, and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
Aug 22nd 2009, 2:38 pm
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Re: Thanks for the Karma.
BernieBoy went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland, to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married, and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.
She didn't know he was married, and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
OR...
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call. You decide.
Aug 22nd 2009, 2:42 pm
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Re: Thanks for the Karma.
Bernie goes shopping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct67TKuJktA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct67TKuJktA
