Tax Inspector
Jan 12th 2007 | 9:19 am
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From: Solihull2Gold Coast-Sept '06
Tax Inspector
I know it's old but it's still funny!
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said:
I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit
purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with
all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick."
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said:
I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit
purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with
all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick."
Jan 12th 2007 | 9:53 am
#2
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From: Gold Coast
Re: Tax Inspector
I know it's old but it's still funny!
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said:
I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit
purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with
all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick."
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit
the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to
the Rabbi and said:
I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle
drippings?"
"Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.
But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these biscuit
purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was
trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see!" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi", he went on, "What do you do with
all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a
year they send us a complete dick."
