TAFE: new course for men.
Mar 23rd 2006, 1:53 pm
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TAFE: new course for men.
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
Mar 23rd 2006, 1:54 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Bix
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
"It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
How much is it??
I'll send my OH as soon as we arrive
Mar 23rd 2006, 1:55 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
can you give me the name and address of the idiots who gave you your power supply back please 
Mar 23rd 2006, 1:57 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Rooksie
can you give me the name and address of the idiots who gave you your power supply back please
Mar 23rd 2006, 1:57 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Rooksie
can you give me the name and address of the idiots who gave you your power supply back please
Mar 23rd 2006, 1:59 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
i thought id get JTL to write a letter of complaint
Mar 23rd 2006, 2:01 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Rooksie
i thought id get JTL to write a letter of complaint
Five more sleeps...where the **** did that time go ??!!!
Mar 23rd 2006, 2:17 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Is that how you repay use then Bix, after we sent out a seach party for ya
Mar 23rd 2006, 4:15 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by carolinegorka
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Five more sleeps...where the **** did that time go ??!!!
Five more sleeps...where the **** did that time go ??!!!
same place as my marbles i think mate!!
Mar 23rd 2006, 9:47 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Rooksie
can you give me the name and address of the idiots who gave you your power supply back please
PMSL
, ahh classic posting However, i do think a few men would benefit from these classes, put my oh name down
Mar 23rd 2006, 10:51 pm
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Margaret2
PMSL , ahh classic posting
However, i do think a few men would benefit from these classes, put my oh name down
, ahh classic posting However, i do think a few men would benefit from these classes, put my oh name down
Yes, it was rather good wasn't it
As for the TAFE course I have booked a place for your hubby under the name Mr.Endurance
Mar 24th 2006, 1:25 am
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by Bix
Yes, it was rather good wasn't it
As for the TAFE course I have booked a place for your hubby under the name Mr.Endurance
As for the TAFE course I have booked a place for your hubby under the name Mr.Endurance
And do you get your money back if you fail the course 
Mar 24th 2006, 1:50 am
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Is there an equivelant course for women ,as my beloved has a addiction to nagging . 
Mar 24th 2006, 1:59 am
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by moneypen20
Put OH down, oh and can children attend too please. Not all the classes but most And do you get your money back if you fail the course
And do you get your money back if you fail the course Maybe its my eyesight but one of the important issues is missing - THE TOILET SEAT
Mar 24th 2006, 2:02 am
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Re: TAFE: new course for men.
Originally Posted by dubby
Maybe its my eyesight but one of the important issues is missing - THE TOILET SEAT
That'll be on the advanced course, along with going shopping with the shopping list, finding and buying said items without coming home with other rubbish
