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Old Feb 24th 2009 | 2:12 pm
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OK, given the current financial climate, hands up who thinks we need 12 new submarines?

There are a couple of positives, the money is likely to be spent in Europe or the US, so it will be a small boost to the economies there, which could help the world to get back into financial order (an astute move by Mr Rudd, I have also heard that he is thinking of extending the $950 child grant to China, just to help stimulate the economy of our leading trading partner....).

Secondly, according to the ABC "The navy also needs to overcome a shortage of crew."

Now this may appeal to those of you who are coming over without jobs, and may provide an alternative to shelf stacking in Coles. Please send any spare seamen to Parliament House, Canberra.
 
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Originally Posted by onceinalifetime
OK, given the current financial climate, hands up who thinks we need 12 new submarines?

There are a couple of positives, the money is likely to be spent in Europe or the US, so it will be a small boost to the economies there, which could help the world to get back into financial order (an astute move by Mr Rudd, I have also heard that he is thinking of extending the $950 child grant to China, just to help stimulate the economy of our leading trading partner....).

Secondly, according to the ABC "The navy also needs to overcome a shortage of crew."

Now this may appeal to those of you who are coming over without jobs, and may provide an alternative to shelf stacking in Coles. Please send any spare seamen to Parliament House, Canberra.
I'm hanging onto my spare seamen in case we decide to have kids
 
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Originally Posted by kporte
I'm hanging onto my spare seamen in case we decide to have kids
There's no such thing as spare seamen, they should all be accounted for. After all, everyone that's wasted God gets quite irrate.
 
Old Feb 24th 2009 | 2:29 pm
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Just remember that they've only got a 6 month shelf life in the average domestic freezer...
 
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Originally Posted by spartacus
I agree, there's no such thing as spare seamen, they're all accounted for. After all, everyone that's wasted God gets quite irrate.
I knew I'd have a buddy along as soon as I posted something distasteful.
My money was on Dunroaming but I had Spartacus each way.. ooh er!
 
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"There's no such thing as spare seamen, they should all be accounted for..."

Do you mean in a Brian Hanrahan Falklandsesque "I counted them all out, and I've counted them all back in" kind of way?
 
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I love BE! World economy to man- milk in 2 posts
 
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Originally Posted by kporte
I knew I'd have a buddy along as soon as I posted something distasteful.
My money was on Dunroaming but I had Spartacus each way.. ooh er!
Oooh! Chance would be a fine thing!

Originally Posted by onceinalifetime
"There's no such thing as spare seamen, they should all be accounted for..."

Do you mean in a Brian Hanrahan Falklandsesque "I counted them all out, and I've counted them all back in" kind of way?
I hadn't, but the thought appeals . . . I like the cut of your jib sir!
 
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Why is the camel known as the Ship of the desert?
 
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Why is the camel known as the Ship of the desert?
Ooo tell me tell me . . . don't keep me on tentacles!
 
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Because it is full of (insert nationality of choice) seamen.

Boob boom.

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"I love BE! World economy to man- milk in 2 posts"

And there's me trying to have a serious debate with the masses....

Yes! a masdeb........

Oh I can't be bothered......

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Originally Posted by Grayling

Boob boom.

G
Tish!

Is the answer French?
 
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Originally Posted by Grayling
Because it is full of (insert nationality of choice) seamen.

Boob boom.

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Originally Posted by spartacus
Tish!

Is the answer French?
Only in algeria or morroco
 


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