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Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 6:31 am

The stupid question thread!
 
Come on now.....I know you are all burning to ask one......


here's mine! :D ........


My family and I are thinking of going to Uluru for the day when we go on our reccie. How long will it take us to get there from Brisbane if we go on our new mountain bikes! :eek: :D

cheers,

jackie x

Louise M Apr 11th 2006 6:32 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Come on now.....I know you are all burning to ask one......


here's mine! :D ........


My family and I are thinking of going to Uluru for the day when we go on our reccie. How long will it take us to get there from Brisbane if we go on our new mountain bikes! :eek: :D

cheers,

jackie x

Tarred or dirt road?
LOL
:D

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 6:32 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
Come on now.....I know you are all burning to ask one......


here's mine! :D ........


My family and I are thinking of going to Uluru for the day when we go on our reccie. How long will it take us to get there from Brisbane if we go on our new mountain bikes! :eek: :D

cheers,

jackie x


I don't know but make sure you put your helmet on, I hear the laws are pretty strict ;)

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 6:50 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by WendyC
I don't know but make sure you put your helmet on, I hear the laws are pretty strict ;)

Whats a helmet? :D

Toontje Apr 11th 2006 7:03 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
What's a stupid question?

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 7:07 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Toontje
What's a stupid question?

the one that you just asked! :D

Toontje Apr 11th 2006 7:12 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
Can a stupid question have an even more stupid answer? :D

Lucy Apr 11th 2006 7:22 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
Do you have electricity and running water in OZ?

( On my Grandmothers grave, I got asked this by an American friend when we moved back to the UK after 10 years in New Jersey!)

herrchook Apr 11th 2006 7:46 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Pomme Frite
Do you have electricity and running water in OZ?

( On my Grandmothers grave, I got asked this by an American friend when we moved back to the UK after 10 years in New Jersey!)

lol. I ws actually asked that question of Scotland by an english bloke once :scared:

Toontje Apr 11th 2006 7:48 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
Does my water need a track suit in order to run? :confused:

Anastasia Beaverhausen Apr 11th 2006 7:49 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Pomme Frite
Do you have electricity and running water in OZ?

( On my Grandmothers grave, I got asked this by an American friend when we moved back to the UK after 10 years in New Jersey!)

I was asked once if Australians move christmas to June/July so they celebrate it in winter :eek:

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 7:55 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

oliverandlisa Apr 11th 2006 7:56 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
When i was telling my hairdresser about the move to Aus in December she said

"You wont be in England for New Years Eve. All the seasons are around the wrong way in Australia, when do they celebrate New Years Eve?"

Had to stifle my laughter an just said "31st of December" resisted the urge to say "like everywhere else!!!"

Lisa.xx

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 7:58 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by WendyC
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


both? :confused:

Louise M Apr 11th 2006 8:16 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
both? :confused:

I hope they do...........good excuse for a few bevies. :beer: :beer:

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 8:22 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by oliverandlisa
When i was telling my hairdresser about the move to Aus in December she said

"You wont be in England for New Years Eve. All the seasons are around the wrong way in Australia, when do they celebrate New Years Eve?"

Had to stifle my laughter an just said "31st of December" resisted the urge to say "like everywhere else!!!"

Lisa.xx



.....and you let her cut your hair??? :scared:

Lucy Apr 11th 2006 8:43 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by WendyC
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


Would he not be dead? :o

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 8:44 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Pomme Frite
Would he not be dead? :o

If he is then he won't care if he's naked or homeless :p :D

willmore Apr 11th 2006 8:52 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
Now this is my kind of thread since Im the master of asking stupid questions! (just ask toon if you dont believe me!)

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 8:57 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Now this is my kind of thread since Im the master of asking stupid questions! (just ask toon if you dont believe me!)

ask away then :D

willmore Apr 11th 2006 8:59 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
ask away then :D

Wow - usually I just get the rolling of the eyes - Ive never had anyone be nice about it before! ;)

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 9:06 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Wow - usually I just get the rolling of the eyes - Ive never had anyone be nice about it before! ;)


I can be nasty if ya want!


....just ask the bloody question will ya! :mad: :D

Suni&Jay Apr 11th 2006 9:06 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
If a snail has no shell is he naked or homeless???

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 9:09 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
If a snail has no shell is he naked or homeless???

I'd presume he'd also be dead like my turtle :D



Don't you read the threads :confused: :D

Suni&Jay Apr 11th 2006 9:13 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by WendyC
I'd presume he'd also be dead like my turtle :D



Don't you read the threads :confused: :D

I read your thread :p

Anyway the answer is .........






























A Slug :D

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 9:16 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
I read your thread :p

Anyway the answer is .........






























A Slug :D


:D

Margaret2 Apr 11th 2006 9:20 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
Do they have BBQ's in Aus :D

gedge Apr 11th 2006 9:25 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 
Where can I ask a stupid question?

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 9:28 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by gedge
Where can I ask a stupid question?

Anywhere on the site.


You don't want to be the odd one out now do you :D

willmore Apr 11th 2006 9:28 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Suni&Jay
If a snail has no shell is he naked or homeless???


Have you ever felt a snail? :D

willmore Apr 11th 2006 9:29 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by gedge
Where can I ask a stupid question?

I think you just did!

gedge Apr 11th 2006 9:31 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by WendyC
Anywhere on the site.


You don't want to be the odd one out now do you :D

Thanks.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

gedge Apr 11th 2006 9:32 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by willmore
I think you just did!

Did I?

willmore Apr 11th 2006 9:32 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by gedge
Thanks.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?


Who put the ram in the ram a ram ding dong?

Wendy Apr 11th 2006 9:32 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by gedge
Thanks.

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?


Erm, you just did :confused:

gedge Apr 11th 2006 9:33 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Who put the ram in the ram a ram ding dong?

That was going to be my next question.

Does anybody know?

willmore Apr 11th 2006 9:35 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by gedge
That was going to be my next question.

Does anybody know?


Did it make your baby fall in love with you? ;)

Mrs JFW Apr 11th 2006 9:43 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Did it make your baby fall in love with you? ;)


OMG! :eek: what the hell have I started???

gedge Apr 11th 2006 9:44 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by willmore
Did it make your baby fall in love with you? ;)

Well only after the bop was put in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
and the dip in the dip da dip da dip

Then each time that we were alone...
boogity boogity boogity
boogity boogity boogity shoo

gedge Apr 11th 2006 9:45 am

Re: The stupid question thread!
 

Originally Posted by Mrs JFW
OMG! :eek: what the hell have I started???

You don't happen to know the price of the poodle in the pet store?


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